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Quotes of Movie: Bandits [2001]
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Do you smell burning feathers? Kate: Burning feathers? Terry: Joe's older brother, Albert. He smelled burning feathers. He had a brain tumor. Kate: Joe doesn't have an older brother. Paradise. Tuxedos and Margaritas. Terry: Beavers and Ducks! Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows. | |
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You're gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on 'em? You know the hardest thing about being smart? Joe: No. Terry: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense. Kate, there are guys who leave, and there are guys who get left. I don't think it's any mystery as to which category I fall into. Kate: Terry, I'm not leavin' you. Terry: You're staying? Kate: Yeah. [Kate gives terry a kiss] Kate: Good night. Terry: You're insane! Kate: I'm unhappy! It's not the same thing. Terry: May I please go back to prison? I don't know. Kate's a special lady. Terry: Kate is an ice burg waiting for the Titanic. Is this a joke? Joe: No ma'am, this is a bank robbery. Kate: Oh my god! I can't believe you KNOW that song! Joe: Yeah. Bonnie Tyler. "Total Eclipse of the Heart". It's the ultimate sappy chick song. Got the gun? [the back window of the car they are driving gets shot out] Terry: No. I noticed you got a gold watch. Joe: It's an 18 karat gold watch. Terry: I don't give a shit how many karats it is. Joe: 36 grand. It's no big deal. Terry: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper. You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense. What about the mini-van? Terry: You leave it here. Harvey: But I like the mini-van! Terry: I appreciate that. But as it's a stolen mini-van it's probably best that you leave it here. I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life! It's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile. What'd you bring her here for? Terry: One, I had no choice, two, I may have suffered a slight concussion and three, she is mentally imbalanced to a spectacular degree. Kate: I can hear you! Terry! That's Kate, right there, take her! I'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime in the nick of time. Harvey? Harvey: Yeah? Terry: Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior? Harvey: Keep it low profile. Terry: Are you achieving it do you think? I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life! The stress level is just too damn high. Put that gun down. Terry: Make me! Joe: Make me? Terry: Yes, MAKE ME! Joe: What the hell is this, the third grade? Terry: Well, I'm out of well-turned phrases at this point, Joe! Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or THAT guy? Joe: Yeah, good looking, or ITCHY. I am a fugitive from justice! I am a dangerous criminal! Kate: Oh well that explains the hijacking! | |
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