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Quotes of Movie: Bananas [1971]
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I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. You busy tonight? Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies. Fielding Mellish: You need an usher? Would you like to volunteer for the Volunteers for San Marcos? Have you ever been to Denmark? Fielding Mellish: I've been, yes... to the Vatican. Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome. Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark. | |
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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. You are accused of killing over a thousand people in your term of office... of torturing hundreds of women and children. How do you plead? General Emilio M. Vargas: Guilty... with an explanation. I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother. Blood! That should be on the inside! Howard Cosell: I think we should leave the happy couple on that note. It's hard to tell what may happen in the future. But they may live happily ever after. Again, they may not. Be assured of this, though. Wherever the action is, we will be there with ABC's Wide World of Sports to cover it. Now, on behalf of Nancy and Fielding Mellish and all of the others who have made this possible, this is Howard Cosell thanking you for joining us and wishing you a most pleasant good night. You cannot bash in the head of an American citizen without written permission from the State Department. When is the revolution? Esposito: Six months. Fielding Mellish: Six months? I have a rented car! Doing a sociological study on perversion. I'm up to Advanced Child Molesting. May I ask... what do you do? Fielding Mellish: I'm a products tester for a large corporation. I make sure products are safe and practical. Today I tested an exercise machine, and an electrically warm toilet seat for cold days. I love Eastern philosophy. It's... it's metaphysical, and redundant. Abortively pedantic. Nancy: I know just what you mean! That's very wise, you know...? That's, I think, pithy. Nancy: It was pithy. It had... great pith. Fielding Mellish: Yeth. Pith. You don't have hostility to the male sex, do you? Nancy: Oh, Women's Rights do not automatically mean castration. [Fielding reacts with great pain, doubling over] Fielding Mellish: Oooh, don't say that word! Now I've got to walk around like this for two days! Nancy: Oh, I know! You know, I'm the same way on that word "appendicitis". Ooh. Fielding Mellish: Oooh, but "castration"...! Nancy: "Castration", "appendicitis", either one! I love you, I love you. Nancy: Oh, say it in French! Oh, please, say it in French! Fielding Mellish: I don't know French. Nancy: Oh, please... please! Fielding Mellish: What about Hebrew? Nancy: [disappointed] Oh. I had a good relationship with my parents. They very rarely h-... I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They, they, uh, started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44. Fielding Mellish: I was a nervous child - I was a bed wetter. When I was younger, I, uh, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself... I have to tell you something, and I don't know how to break it. Oh, Fielding... Fielding Mellish: Why? Is something the matter? Am I... am I... Have you seen X-rays of me? I want to go and work with pygmies in Africa... and I want to work with lepers in a leper colony. I don't think that you... Fielding Mellish: I'm willing to... No, that's perfectly OK. I love leprosy! If that's what you're asking me... I'm perfectly willing to... I like leprosy, I like cholera. I like all the major skin diseases. You're immature, Fielding. Fielding Mellish: [whining] How am I immature? Nancy: Well, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually. Fielding Mellish: Yeah, but what other ways? Jesus, life is so cruel! [Fielding slams the locker door on his friend's fingers, who doubles over in pain] Fielding Mellish: See what I mean? We fell in love. I fell in love - she just stood there. I move for a mistrial! Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on that jury? Judge: Yes there is. Fielding Mellish: Oh, really, which one? Is it the big guy at the end? | |
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