Quotes of Movie: Bad Taste [1987]
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Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis. Barry: No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself! Suck my spinning steel, shithead! I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run! Ozzy: The old magic is still there. | |
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The bastards have landed! I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys. That's the end of those weekend cowboys! I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet! Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalatic wanker! I think this is a job for *real men*! I expect you're wondering what you're doing soaking in Reg's eleven secret herbs and spices. Tomorrow we're having *you* for lunch! I think the gruel is ready! The headshot's the only true stopper. There's no glowing fingers on these bastards. Why can't aliens be friendly? Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington... Barry: Auckland? Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad. Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder Derek: I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way] What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet? Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language! This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it? Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups. The sad news is that we will be heading for Nalic Nod with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real assholes. Eat lead sucker! [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit! What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank? Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bastards. Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet. Barry: And the moon. Frank: Yeah, and the moon. | |
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