Quotes of Movie: Bad Boys [1995]
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Marcus Burnett: But I-... Captain Howard: You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you. (unknown) Marcus Burnett: Keepin' my shit quick. Mike Lowrey: Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off. (unknown) Marcus Burnett: We're your new neighbors. Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Marcus Burnett: Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them. [In high pitched voice] Marcus Burnett: We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar...? (unknown) | |
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Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch! Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch! Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked. Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles. (unknown) Mike Lowrey: I don't have one. Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder? Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition. Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along. (unknown) Marcus Burnett: Say what? Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name. Marcus Burnett: It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name. (unknown) Marcus Burnett: I love you, man. Mike Lowrey: Fuck you Marcus. Marcus Burnett: I do. You're cool. You're my boy. Mike Lowrey: Shut up, shut up Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass. Marcus Burnett: Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this fuckin' cliff if you keep fuckin' with me. Then it'll be what, two bitches in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want? Mike Lowrey: Shut up, Marcus. Marcus Burnett: My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy. (unknown) Mike Lowrey: You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do. Marcus Burnett: Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother fuckin' french fry. Mike Lowrey: It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property! White Carjacker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Black Carjacker: Shut the fuck up! Marcus Burnett: [to Black Carjacker] Hold the fuck on! [to Mike] Marcus Burnett: You want some bad enough, come get some! Marcus Burnett: [suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face] Marcus Burnett: [Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother fuckin' handy wipe! Mike Lowrey: [Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground] Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch. (unknown) Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed. (unknown) Casper: Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide. (unknown) White Carjacker: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I SUCK! That's why I need your car. (unknown) Mike Lowrey: Yo man, what the fuck are you doing? Marcus Burnett: Getting it out the way. (unknown) Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys. (unknown) | |
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