Quotes of Movie: Bachelor Party [1984]
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Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears' best metric tools... Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for! Just where do you think you are? Jay O'Neill: The Library of Congress? Rudy: Detroit? Brad: Beyond the sun? Rick, let's cut through the B.S. Rick Gassko: I'd like that. Mr. Thompson: I think you're an asshole. | |
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Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central on our journey to Hell and beyond. Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. [Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling] Rick Gassko: Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus. What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? You said no hookers! You said no hookers! No hookers! No hookers! No hookers! No hookers! Rick Gassko: Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work. It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika! "Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!" The car has low mileage and handles like a dream. Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie. Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left. I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo! What the hell are you doing? Brad: I'm slashing my wrist. Rick Gassko: With an electric razor? Brad: Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades. Rick Gassko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable. Pretty heavy, hey dude? Are you the pimp? Rajah: Yes. Gary: You look like Gandhi! Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face. Are there gonna be girls at the party? Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home! Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers. Rick Gassko: Ooohh... those! Well Mr. Thompson, that's quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch! Guys, GUYS GUYS! Suitcase Man: For the last time I'm telling you to get off! OFF! Brad: GUYS! Dr. Stan Gassko: Holy shit! Rick Gassko: Diagnoses? Dr. Stan Gassko: Medically speaking? Rick Gassko: Yes. Dr. Stan Gassko: Whacked out of his brains on drugs. By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's. [tied up and gagged] MMF MFF MFFFFF MFFF! Rick Gassko: He says he's having a wonderful time and he's thinking of changing his name to Spike. Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson... Mrs. Thompson... Debbie... and... Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond. Gentlemen... start your boners. [toasting] To girls with big tits! I just bet my balls... and shook on it. I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite! | |
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