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Quotes of Movie: Baby Geniuses [1999]

  • Lenny:
    [singing] One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.

  • Margo:
    Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.



    Dickie:
    It's not rap, it's mantras.



    Margo:
    I was chanting mantras before you were born.



    Dickie:
    [pause] You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.



    Margo:
    That's pretty good, Dickie, that's pretty good.

  • Robin:
    [seeing Dickie's new look] You look like Mt. Pepto Bismol erupted.

  • Robin:
    We're late!



    Lenny:
    Uhoh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!

  • Sly:
    They've got Whit.



    Dan:
    Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.

  • Robin:
    911? You know that Babyco. building? There's a bomb in there! And we're going to blow those little suckers to Venus!


    [hangs up]



    Robin:
    You wanted cops, you got cops.

  • Carrie:
    Danger!



    Dan:
    What?



    Robin:
    What?



    Carrie:
    Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.



    Dan:
    What?



    Robin:
    What "what"?



    Carrie:
    Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.



    Dan:
    Oh my God!



    Robin:
    What?



    Dan:
    She says Elana's got a secret lab, I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at the mall!



    Robin:
    What? Who's Sly?



    Carrie:
    She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.



    Dan:
    Liechtenstein? Oh my God!

  • Sly:
    You call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks.

  • Dickie and Lenny:
    [hypotized] The magnificent Sly and the Bobbins' babies have a vitally important errand at Babyco.


    [blow raspberries]

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