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Quotes of Movie: Avanti! [1972]

  • Pamela:
    Oh, they're a terrific group! They call themselves, "The Four Apostles" - Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bertram.

  • Carlo Carlucci:
    While you are here, maybe you should take some mud baths.



    Wendell Armbruster:
    No thanks, I had one on the train.



    Carlo Carlucci:
    On the train?



    Wendell Armbruster:
    I drank it. They call it espresso.

  • J.J. Blodgett:
    [as the helicopter is approaching the Ischia heliport] Are you guys sure this is Ischia?



    Helicopter pilot:
    Reasonably sure, sir.



    J.J. Blodgett:
    Because I don't wanna land in Africa!



    Helicopter pilot:
    That would be bigger, sir.

  • Wendell Armbruster:
    Aagh! Goddamn Ralph Nader! Who asked him!

  • J.J. Blodgett:
    Maybe it's one of those Greek islands?



    Helicopter pilot:
    No sir, Greece is wide to the left.



    J.J. Blodgett:
    Not as long as I am with the State Department!

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