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Quotes of Movie: Auto Focus [2002]

  • [watching their videotaped orgy]



    Bob Crane:
    What is that on my ass?



    John Carpenter:
    That is my hand.



    Bob Crane:
    Rubbing my ass?



    John Carpenter:
    So what?



    Bob Crane:
    Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?



    John Carpenter:
    lt's an orgy, Bob.



    Bob Crane:
    So you can just touch my ass?



    John Carpenter:
    I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?



    Bob Crane:
    The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!



    John Carpenter:
    Sorry.



    Bob Crane:
    Fuck you very much.



    John Carpenter:
    Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!

  • Lenny:
    Sex is not the answer.



    Bob Crane:
    I know that Lenny, it's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

  • [dream sequence]



    Bob Crane Jr. at 12:
    Go balls deep, pop!

  • Bob Crane:
    A day without sex...



    John Carpenter:
    ...is a day wasted!

  • Bob Crane:
    Mel, I thought you were a fellow entertainer.



    Mel Rosen:
    I'm also a Jew.



    Bob Crane:
    It's the same thing!

  • Patricia Olson:
    We're in the show together. We have to keep up the appearance of respectability.



    Bob Crane:
    I can be very respectable.

  • John Carpenter:
    Do you know what time it is? It's FUCK time!

  • Bob Crane:
    I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!

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