Quotes of Movie: Arthur [1981]
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A real woman could stop you from drinking. Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman. You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you! Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary? Bitterman: Yes sir! Arthur: Then open that door! Arthur, take my hand. Arthur: But that would only leave you with one! | |
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Girls, girls, girls! I love girls! I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had. Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath. Hobson: I'll alert the media. Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me? Hobson: It's what I live for. [Arthur exits] Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit. [while taking a bath] God, Hobson, isn't life wonderful? Hobson: Yes it is, Arthur; do your armpits. Arthur: A hot bath is wonderful... Girls are WONDERFUL! Hobson: Yes, imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be... Get dressed. I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss. [to Ralph] Good afternoon. If you and your undershirt will take two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling. Hobson: Arthur, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation - unless you plan on knocking over a fruit stand later this afternoon. Hobson: [to Linda] Good luck in prison. [pointing at a mounted moose on the wall] Where's the rest of this moose? Burt Johnson: Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another. Arthur: I do too. That's why I had to come over today. Hmhmhmhm. This is a tough room. Arthur: [patting the moose] I don't have to tell you that. Arthur: You must've hated this moose. Burt Johnson: Why don't you forget the moose for a moment! Arthur: [looks at the moose; then, to Burt] Right. It's so small, they recently had the whole country carpeted. I've never taken care of anyone. But if you got sick, I'd take care of you. Linda: Then I'll get sick. [waiting at Arthur's father's office] I hate it here! Hobson: Of course you hate it. People work here. [to the mounted moosehead in Burt's den] This must be awfully embarrassing for you. Not all of us who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we're not poets. Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have? Don't you wish you were me? I know I do. Gloria: Why are you laughing now? Arthur: Sometimes I just think funny things. He gets all that money. Pays his family back by... by... by bein' a stinkin' drunk. It's enough ta make ya sick. Hobson: I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant. Executive: Yeah. Hobson: On the other hand, go screw yourself. Hobson, do you know what the worst thing is about being me? Hobson: I should imagine your breath. Thrilling to meet you, Gloria. Gloria: Hi. Hobson: Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness. Oh, stay with me, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone. Hobson: Yes, bathing is a very lonely business. Arthur: Except for fish. Hobson: Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"? Arthur: Yes... fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think... fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are you thoughts, Hobson? It's a very tiny country... Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. | |
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