Quotes of Movie: Are You Being Served? [1977]
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Decide now! Are you with them, or are you with us. [draws revolver] Don Carlos Bernardo: Is that gun loaded? Cesar Rodriguez: Of course. Don Carlos Bernardo: I am with us. [Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit] Oh blimey, it's the sugar plum fairy! [discussing local custom of singing a song to let others know you are using the bathroom, because the only lock is on the outside] Many more dinners like that, and I shall have to learn a longer song. I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won't be accompanying us. Miss Shirley Brahms: Oh yes? Captain Stephen Peacock: Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We'll have to watch it, won't we? Miss Shirley Brahms: Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you'll have to watch it on your own. | |
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The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body. Miss Shirley Brahms: Thank you! [Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe] [the staff just arrived at the hotel] Ring the bell, Peacock. Captain Stephen Peacock: I hope you're not going to keep ordering me around. We are on holiday. Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold: I'm sorry. Ring the bell, Stephen. [Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries' tent] . Ah! Who are you? Conchita: I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy. Miss Shirley Brahms: You'll be lucky. Follow me, please. [bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed] Captain Stephen Peacock: Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses. | |
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