Quotes of Movie: Antz [1998]
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Wow, every worker in the colony is here. Hey, wait a minute. That guy owes me money. This tastes just like crap. Beetle: Really? Let me try some. Hey, it is crap. Not bad. Pardon me. I guess you don't recognize me. I've been traveling, and I'm all... schlumpy. I'm Princess Bala. Chip: Oh. [aside to Muffy] Chip: It's worse than I thought. They're Euro-trash. I'm supposed to do everything for the colony. What about my needs? | |
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Look, What's-Your-Name, climb that tree and tell me where I am. I've got to believe there's something out there better than this. Otherwise I'll just curl up into a larval position and weep. You da ant. I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. My mother *never* had time for me. You know, when you're - when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how is that possible? What happened to Z? Weaver: He's... taking a personal day, so I'm filling in. Azteca: [admiring] You fill in any more and you'll explode. Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself. Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Z: Well, maybe, then again, maybe not, and then again... yowch. Bala: [recognizing his line from the night before] That's it. You're the guy from the bar. Z: Shhh. Queen: Bar? What bar? Bala: I... danced with this guy at the bar the other night. He was just a worker, then. Queen: What were you doing at a bar? General Mandible: Precisely what I want to know. Bala: No. This isn't about me. I mean, Look at this worker. Look what he's done. Z: I think - I think you're thinking of someone else. After all, I am a soldier. Bala: Exactly. You *were* a worker, but now you're a war hero. Queen: He's a worker? General Mandible: A worker danced with my fiance? Z: F-fiance? Hey, w-wait a minute. Th-this is not how it looks. I-I can explain this... hey, SHE was the one making all the moves. Don't you get it? I was slumming it. I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint. Z: You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off. I've been kidnapped by the village idiot. Z: Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot? Oh, good. Here they come to rescue me... and to kill you. Will you calm down? You're not going to let a little near-death experience ruin your mood, are you? Labor? What you YOU know about labor? How would YOU feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life? Let me ask you something - what made you come to the bar that night? Bala: I guess I was looking for a little trouble. Z: Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around. Z's dead. You don't have to worry about him. Colonel Cutter: Dead? Well... he was an ant with ideas. Too bad for him. Let's be real about this. Bala and I... Bala is a princess, and I'm a soil relocation engineer. Look, I got orders, and those orders say dig. Z: What if someone ordered you to jump off a bridge? You-you... [Foreman looks thoughtful] Z: Oh, brother. I'm asking the wrong guy here. Seal up the doors. Cutter, did you hear me? Colonel Cutter: Sir, I've been thinking. Do we need to go through with this? Look at what these workers have done. They've got the right stuff. Isn't there any other way? General Mandible: Cutter, you're a fine officer. You have discipline, courage, ability... but you seem to have a weakness for the lower orders that I find disturbing. Now, are you with me? There you have it: your average boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-the-underlying-social-order story. Z, I've gotta help my Mom. Z: Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing. Time stands still for no ant. Don't you want your aphid beer? Z: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature. | |
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