Quotes of Movie: Android [1982]
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[Max is listening to Huey Lewis while playing with miniature robots and watching a screen showing the very basics of humans kissing and making love] Dr. Daniel: [over the intercom] Max. [Max switches from the video to the scanners] Dr. Daniel: Max? Max 404: Yes, Dr. Daniel? Max 404: Max, what is that noise? [Max turns off the music] Max 404: I was doing some research, Sir. Dr. Daniel: On what? Max 404: [sounding a bit panicky] Earth. The twentieth century. Dr. Daniel: Have you logged in, Max? Max 404: Uh... no... but, I was... Dr. Daniel: Then do it now, Max, and make sure we have shut down for the night. Max 404: Yes, Sir. Dr. Daniel: I don't want to be disturbed. Max 404: Good night, Dr. Daniel. Dr. Daniel: Good night, Max. Max 404: Oh, and Doctor? ["Blip" sound. No answer. Max sighs before logging in] Max 404: Fifteen October, 2036, 0100 hour log-in. As usual... there's nothing to report. Radar reveals a Hermes CP-247... passing... as usual. And that's it. Max 404: [dispiritedly] This is Max, signing out. Maggie: Mayday, Mayday! This is SERP Neptune 425946. Do you read me? This is SERP Neptune 425946. Do you read me? Over! Max 404: [in wonder] That's a woman's voice! Maggie: Mayday! We have a Mayday! This is SERP Neptune 425946. Do you read me? Over! Max 404: [transmitting] This is, uh, UL-C53 Station to SERP Neptune, I- I- I read you. What is your Mayday? Over. Maggie: We have sustained engine damage. Request permission to dock for repairs. Over. Max 404: [stunned] Dock? Maggie: Do you read, UL-C53? Request permission to dock. Imperative! Over! [Max is indecisive over whether to disturb Dr. Daniel] Max 404: [transmitting] UL-C53 to SERP Neptune: Permission granted! Direct to pad coordinates Manx Terra Odin Godfrey Two. Do you read me? Over. [Max waits anxiously for a response] Maggie: [transmitting] Do you read coordinates? Over! Maggie: Yes, yes, I read you. Acknowledge for approaching Manx Terra Odin Godfrey Two. Do you read? Over. Max 404: [transmitting] Yes, correct! This is fantastic! Maggie: [to herself] "Fantastic"? Mendes: Where the hell did *you* go? Keller: Back off, Mendes. I took my man out! Mendes: Yeah, and left me with two more! Maggie: [backing up Keller, and lying, because she was the one who killed the guy] Yeah, and he also took out the squid on the floor! [Keller and Maggie exchange looks] Mendes: [lets go of Keller, but still sneering] Big hero. Maggie: The show's over! [indicating forward view scanner] Take a look at this. Mendes: What is that? [UL-C53 Station is displayed] Maggie: First stop. Better think up an alias, Mendes. Let's lose the bodies. Keller: Right. [Keller runs off the bridge to dispose of the police whom they've killed] | |
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Max 404: Well, why don't I show you where you'll be staying? [He leads them into a hall, and a siren goes off. Max turns it off] Max 404: I *hate* that alarm. [He turns to see that the three fugitives are pointing blasters at him] Max 404: [unfazed and conciliatory] No, that just means you're carrying weapons. There are no weapons allowed beyond this point. Maggie, the Doctor has *amazingly* strict rules about this. Max 404: Your lips! They're, uh, quite full, aren't they? [Maggie's face goes through several emotions: embarrassment, shyness, appreciation, and realization that Max has never seen a woman before] Now, let me get this straight. You've got a... what did you call it? Dr. Daniel: An android. Maggie: Right. That's, uh, like a robot, right? Dr. Daniel: That's correct. Maggie: And you want to hook me up to this robot and stimulate me. Dr. Daniel: Yes. Maggie: Stimulate like sex, right? Dr. Daniel: Yes. Maggie: Brother, you take the prize. That's the weirdest line for getting into my pants that I've ever heard, and I've heard 'em all. I mean, lunch was good, but it wasn't that good. Max 404: Excuse me. I thought you should know that that ship, the police ship, was alone. I've made a thorough check and there's nothing else in the sector. You have nothing to worry about. [Max's smile fades when the others don't thank him] Max 404: Well, I thought you should know. Mendes: Wait a minute! *You* blew that ship? Max 404: Yes. [smiling again] Max 404: I did. Oh, I almost forgot. There's an emergency signal box planted on your ship. That's how they found you. I think you should dismantle it. Right now. How long have you been up here, Max? Max 404: Five years, seven months... Maggie: You need a change. [puts her hands around his shoulders] Max 404: Yes! That's why I've gotta go with you! Maggie: You don't wanna hook up with us. Max 404: Why not? Maggie: Well, because we may not even make it back to Earth. Max 404: I'll take that chance. Maggie: Well, that's not the point! [Her tone gentles] Maggie: I like you. I don't want you caught up in the same mess that I'm in. Mendes and Keller would eat you alive. Max 404: They haven't eaten you. Maggie: Well, I can handle them and you can't. Max 404: Maggie... Maggie: Look, I know how to get around them. Max 404: I know. Maggie: It's not a game, Max! Max 404: Maggie! This is my only chance. I'm to be phased out as soon as Cassandra's on her feet. Doctor'll probably turn me into a sprinkler-head for the greenhouse. Maggie: You *have* been up here too long. [moves in to kiss him] What the hell you doin'? Close the goddamned door! Mendes: Relax Mendes, we got them all. Mendes: There's *five* of them, you moron; we only got four. Maggie: Mendes! There's one behind you! [Mendes whirls around and aims at... a body on the floor] Maggie: [calmly] Meet Captain Popov. I forgot to collect your weapon, Mr. uh... I- I didn't hear - get his - Keller: Mr. Popov. Mendes: [angrily] "Popov"? [Keller fixes Mendes with a stern look to name tag on Mendes' uniform] Max 404: How do you do, Mr. Popov? Do - do you mind? [Mendes smiles at Max, deactivates the blaster and gives it to Max, then takes out a second one and angles it toward Keller] Keller: Come on. [Mendes smiles again to Max and gives him the second blaster. Max steps away to lock the guns in a cabinet] Mendes: [warningly] Bad move, Keller. Max 404: There's a wide variety of recreational tapes to choose from. Mendes: You've got any good porno strips? Max 404: What? Mendes: You know: men and women. Max 404: Oh! Oh, you mean sexual instruction tapes. Mendes: [chuckles] Max 404: Well, as a matter of fact Mr. Popov - Mendes: [firmly] *Don't* call me that. | |
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