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Quotes of Movie: An Officer and a Gentleman [1982]
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In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise? Mayo, I want you D.O.R. Mayo: No sir. You can kick me outta here, but I ain't quitting. Foley: Get into your fatigues, Mayo. By the end of this weekend, you'll quit. Damn You! Goddam You! Nobody D.O.R's after eleven weeks! Nobody! Foley: Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, Scrotum Head. | |
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I'm out at sea three weeks out of every month, and when I'm back at port I don't have time for this daddy stuff 'cause that's not who I am. Young Zack: That's okay, sir Byron: Wait a second, kid, you don't understand. I'm too old for this. I don't care what the Navy says. This is no place to bring up a kid like I told you on the telephone. You're better off at that state school back in Virginia. Young Zack: I'm never going back there. They treat me like shit. Byron: Maybe that's not for you to say. Goddamit, don't look at me that way. What happened to your mother had nothing to do with me. Young Zack: It did. You said you were gonna come back. You promised. Byron: Is that what she said? That's a female lie. That's bullshit! That's a lie! Young Zack: I found your letters. I read them right after she did it. You said you were gonna come back for us. You said you loved her, and she believed you. You're a liar! I am talking to you, motherfucker! Foley: What did you call me? Look at them bodacious set of ta's ta's. There's not gonna be any liberty for you boys cause you'll be going home by then. Who the hell is that guy? Perryman: That's your momma and daddy for the next thirteen weeks. You know something, you ain't nothing special. You got no manners, you treat woman like whores and if you ask me you got no chance of being no officer. Foley: Congratulations Ensign Seeger. Seeger: Thank you, Sir. Foley: Gunnery Sgt, Ensign Seeger, Sir. [while hoisting and securing the "morning colors," Zack glances up at the barracks' orderly-room. He notices a stone-faced Sid coming down the steps, in street clothes, escorted by Foley] ... You didn't kick him out, did you? Wait, sir! Didn't he tell you what he's been going through? Foley: It doesn't matter what he's been going through; that's what bartenders are for. What DOES matter is that he freaked out for SOME reason at twenty-five thousand feet, and that can't happen. Period. Mayo: There's this girl he's gotten pregnant, and she's putting him through hell, sir. Worley: He's right, Zack. It doesn't matter. Mayo: Just like that? It's all over? With less than two weeks to go, you're out? Foley: It can still happen to you too, Mayo-naise. [after discovering that Sid has hung himself] ... Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to see you in private... Sir. Foley: [gently] ... Mayo, the whole class already knows about Candidate Worley, and we're sorry. Mayo: Oh, I'm sure you are. [his first cadence, for Zack and the other OC's] ... Sergeant Foley, can't you see; A Puget Deb is after me; Please don't let her catch my tail; I'd be better off in the county jail...! My mom was a Deb, my grandma too; That's all them gals know how to do; She'll catch my butt before she's through; Sergeant Foley, it's up to you! [his second cadence, for Zack alone] ... Candidate Mayo's strutting in the dirt; Look at his face, he's starting to hurt; Here he is, thinking he's a great big star; But before too long he's gonna D.O.R.; Seen guys like you a hundred times; I'm telling you, Mayo, I'm one of a kind; Gonna give you more than you can take; I'm gonna watch you crumble and watch you break! Mayo: [whispered to sleeping father] Hey. [flashback to Manila] Byron: Hey, kid! Are you Zack? Young Zack: Yes, sir. Byron: I'm Byron; nice to meet you. Come on, let's get your bags, OK? Young Zack: Yes, sir. Lynette: Way to go, Paula! Way to go! You can forget it! You're out! Mayo: Don't you do it! Don't! You... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else. Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world. Lynette: I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator. [weeping after Oliver's mother has died] She never said a word... her shoes was worn to pieces. [deciding on Oliver's name] The last was 'S'... Swubble. This is 'T'. I name him Twist... Oliver Twist. [Fagin has just called Bill a drunk] Don't you call ME names, you dirty Jew! [Sowerberry has handed Claypoole mourning clothes, instructing him to give them to Oliver] But these are funeral clothes! You promised me the job of silent mourner! Mr. Sowerberry: I never did. Besides, he has a much better face for it than you. He looks so sad. [Brownlow has told Bumble he intends to bring charges against him for his mistreatment of Oliver and the other orphans] If that's the law, then the law is an ass! [Bill's dog runs off after he has killed Nancy; he starts after the dog, stumbling drunk] Come back here, you bloody dog! | |
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