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Quotes of Movie: An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn [

  • Alan Smithee:
    It's worse than "Showgirls"!

  • Sylvester Stallone:
    Don't fuck with me!



    Jackie Chan:
    Don't fuck with me!



    Whoopi Goldberg:
    Don't fuck with me!



    Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg:
    Don't fuck with us!

  • Alan Smithee:
    [during an editing session] No, no, no! You've sodomised it!

  • Alan Smithee:
    [beating his head] I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture...

  • Alan Smithee:
    An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor."

  • Whoopi Goldberg:
    I like working with directors. And I've saved a lot of their jobs. And they've saved a few of my performances...

  • Jackie Chan:
    I don't die. Even if I die, I come back with Reincarnation, so I don't die!

  • Shane Black:
    I got my script back and didn't recognize a single word of it.

  • James Edmunds:
    The three dudes were more subliminal than the Batman Logo. We could have out-grossed ET!

  • Aloe Vera:
    We tried sex, it didn't help. He did some coke, it didn't help. He ate some pasta, it didn't help.

  • Myrna Smithee:
    We've always seen America as a very homogeneous society.

  • Dion Brothers:
    Use that name everyone be using!



    Alan Smithee:
    I can't! I *am* Alan Smithee!

  • James Edmunds:
    [whispers] Call me "Daddy"!

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