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Quotes of Movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman [2

  • [Alvin, Simon, and Theodore wake up their neighbor]



    Neighbor:
    Hey! Who's out there? I've got a lemon zester and I'm not afraid to use it!

  • Dave:
    So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe?



    Alvin:
    Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.

  • Brittney:
    I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one.



    Simon:
    What about me?



    Brittney:
    You're the smart one.



    Alvin:
    And me?



    Brittney:
    [Scoffs] You're the *other* one.

  • [Mr. Rochelle has been complaining about Theodore's acting]



    Miss Milliken:
    You're forgetting that we're doing this to improve his self-esteem.


    [Mr. Rochelle starts to cry]



    Mr. Rochelle:
    What about MY self-esteem, sister? I will be the laughing stock of the Elementary School Theater Directors Bowling League!

  • Alvin:
    There's something creepy about Mr. Talbot.



    Simon:
    I'm sure he says the same thing about you.

  • Simon:
    Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?



    Theodore:
    Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.



    Simon:
    Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.

  • Madame Zaya:
    You must be 18 to call, but don't worry we don't ask!

  • Alvin:
    Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it.



    Simon:
    And apparently, neither am I.



    Alvin:
    Are you in, or... in?



    Simon:
    Given those choices... I'm in.

  • Alvin:
    Shh... Simon. It's me, Alvin.



    Simon:
    Glad to meet you. Now, can I go back to sleep?

  • Alvin:
    I can't go to Mr. Talbot's, Dave! Tonight's the school play! Yeah, that's right! And I've got the most important part!



    Simon:
    Oh, right! That's probably why they call it 'Dr. Jekyll And His Butler.'

  • [Theodore has turned into a werewolf but is acting playful]



    Simon:
    He's like a-a-a puppy.



    Alvin:
    A werewolf puppy.


    [Alvin and Simon both cringe]



    Simon:
    [dryly] A non-housebroken werewolf puppy!

  • [rock music starts playing]



    Principal Milliken:
    Children? Children! Please! Nothing too wild!



    Alvin:
    Us? Wild?

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