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Quotes of Movie: All of Me [1984]
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Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity. I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But not many friends who are better than you. You'll have to do it. Edwina Cutwater: Do what? Roger: You know, take it out. Edwina Cutwater: Take what out? Roger: The little fireman. Edwina Cutwater: The little fireman? Roger: You know, my penis. Edwina Cutwater: How dare you say penis to a dead person. You bought me a grave-post for my 38th birthday? | |
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Guess what I'm going to do? Roger: What? Edwina Cutwater: I'm going to come back from the dead. Roger: Aaahhhh. And what makes you think you can do that? Edwina Cutwater: Because I'm rich. Are you strong enough to continue? Edwina Cutwater: What? Oh, I'm fine. Really. I'm fine. Tell them. Dr. Betty Ahrens: She could drop dead any minute... Edwina Cutwater: Don't mind her. She is only trying to make me feel good. I can't believe this. I can't even die right. Pretty hairy knuckles for a chick. Roger, you go to court tomorrow, we're through. Roger: If I don't, your father will have my balls. Peggy Schuyler: Then it's either me or your balls. You can't have both. [to Edwina Cutwater] You know, it's just like a dead person to say something like that. Roger, exactly how do you plan pulling this off? Roger: Beats the heck out of me. Tyrone Wattell: Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought. Backinbowl. Backinbowl. I love it when you talk like a beer commercial. Just tell him what happened. I'm sure he'll believe you. Roger: (thinks) What, are you kidding? I don't even believe it. If I tell him, he'll definitely have me put away. What the hell are you doing in there? Edwina Cutwater: Oh god, don't you guys get enough laughs up there. What have I ever done to you? You're like an energy vampire. You suck the life out of people and take the fun out of being a lawyer. (in church) You really know how to pack them in. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry I ruined your birthday. You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive. Alright. First, loosen your GRIP. You know, you don't have to speak out loud. I can hear your thoughts. Roger: Great, just what I've always wanted. Well I don't see why you're getting so upset about all this. Roger: Because I want my body back. And I want my freedom and my privacy. And most of all, I'd like to be able to take a leak without being fondled. Edwina Cutwater: You may find this hard to believe, but 'fondling you' while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time. Is everyone here bananas? Baliff! Throw this jackass out of my courtroom! Mr. Mifflin: He not only that! He also a pervert! He touches himself in the mens room! Peggy Schuyler: And he had sex with a corpse in your office daddy! Burton Schuyler: You're fired Cobb! [baliff throws Roger on floor in hallway] | |
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