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Quotes of Movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven [1989]
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These are some of the poorest people I know. They're more broke than the Ten Commandments. [Laughs] Charlie: That was a little joke. Very little. What a selfish, hopeless, callous heel of a cad I've been. Blind to the needs of society's lowly unloved. All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. Gamblers are never happy, Charlie. | |
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Gambler Dog: Charlie? Ain't you supposed to be on death row? Charlie: [angrily] No. I AIN'T supposed to be on death row. Hey, wait. That looks like a water main. Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red! Charlie: Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind. Itchy Itchiford: That's true, but this is green. Charlie: Its red. Itchy Itchiford: Red? [drills into pipe; outside, water bursts out of the ground, and the tunnel floods] MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS! Hey guys, waddua ya know, waddua ya say? Itchy Itchiford: Yeah, waddua ya say, waddua ya know? Things sure have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone... life ain't been no piece of cake. Chihuahua Gambler: Currently they ain't treating us too good. Female Gambler Dog: It's been tough but, we carry on... Gambler Dog: [Charlie wins a game of craps] Could you spare a couple of bones for old time's sake? Charlie: Why settle for a couple of bones when you could have the whole bank? [puts the craps bones in a slot machine and breaks the bank] Itchy Itchiford: Ya won the jackpot! Charlie, I'm proud of ya. [singing] Welcome to being dead. Charlie: [horrified] What? You mean I'm... I'm... Whippet Angel: [flipping through a record book of Charlie's life] Stone cold I'm afraid. Charlie: I can't believe it, I've been murdered! Whippet Angel: I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see. Charlie: He killed me! Whippet Angel: I beg your pardon? Charlie: There's a mistake been made here! [singing] Charlie: I don't wanna die/You got the wrong guy/I was double crossed by a dirty rat, actually this rat was a dog but his car ran me down/I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town/Hey! This is hard to explain/May I speak to your Superior because I don't wanna die! Whippet Angel: [singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish... Charlie: [interrupting] You got the wrong guy. Whippet Angel: [singing] Laughing and singing all day. Charlie: Hey! Listen! My time's not up yet! Whippet Angel: Oh but it is, there's no mistake about that, we know everything. Charlie: Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him! What are the odds on Terrible Tom? Dog Bookie: Terrible. In him there's the luck of the Irish. Charlie: The pride of the German. Itchy Itchiford: Even, he-he, a bit of Siam. Charlie: Siam? There's the calm of the English. Itchy Itchiford: The charm of the Spanish. Charlie: A pedigree certainly ain't what I am. So call me a mixed-up pup. Itchy Itchiford: You're a mixed-up pup. Charlie: But the only way this pup knows is up! Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl. Killer, this is strike two. You're out. Killer: No, boss! I have one more strike, boss! Honest! Come on, Chawhee! You can do it, it's your birthday! Itchy Itchiford: I don't care if it's his... his bar mitzvah. That horse is a gluepot. You must have taken dance lessons. You have natural rhythm, unusual in a whippet. Hey! I know we're all dead up here, but so's the music. How about heating it up? Whippet Angel: Honey, you know it! [Upbeat gospel music plays] Charlie: That's nice. That's nice. Carface: Argh! I'll get that gator, if it's the last thing I do! Whippet Angel: Touch that watch, and you can never come back. Carface: Shut up. Whippet Angel: [angry] I said, touch that watch, and you can never come back! Charlie: He'll be back. Killer, take Charlie out back for the big surprise. Killer: Surprise? What surprise, boss? Carface: The big... [Does throat-slashing gesture] Carface: ... surprise. Yah! Someone's got me by the tail! Charlie: I got you by the tail! Itchy Itchiford: Why don't you tell somebody you're gonna do that? Charlie: You know, it's not worth it being with you. It's not. Itchy Itchiford: Your hands are cold, too. All we need now is a couple of bucks. Itchy Itchiford: A couple of bucks, a couple of bucks! Anne-Marie: A couple, a couple. Mmm, yeah! A mom and dad. Charlie: Yeah, sure. Charlie, will you help me find a mom and dad? Charlie: Kid, I'll help you find the lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep! [singing] I love Brazil / The throb, the thrill / I've never been there / But someday I will / Adventure and danger / Love from a stranger / Let me be surprised. Charlie, will I ever see you again? Charlie: Sure you will, kid. You know goodbyes aren't forever. Anne-Marie: Then goodbye, Charlie. I love you. Charlie: Yep... I love you too. [to Charlie] Ah, you look like a tasty New Orleans canine gumbo! Anne-Marie: No! Don't eat him, please! [King Gator puts Charlie in his mouth and prepares to eat him, but Charlie howls really loudly] King Gator: Ah. [removes Charlie from his mouth] King Gator: How can you expect me to eat a voice as sumptuous as this? What do you call that voice, little fella? Is that a baritone or a tenor? Charlie: It's a... King Gator: Oh, I don't care. It's just you and me. [singing] King Gator: Let's make music together / Let's make sweet harmony... | |
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