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Quotes of Movie: Alice in Wonderland [1999]
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I'm not staying here listening you to be rude. March Hare: You'll find better places for that, I'm sure. If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later. I think carefully before acting rashly. Queen of Hearts: Sound advice. I was an advisor to the British army. Tweedledum: I advised them not to take him, but they wouldn't listen. | |
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You don't seem to have much riding practice. White Knight: What makes you say that? Alice: You keep falling off your horse! Personal remarks are rude? Alice: Mm-hmm. Mad Hatter: Egad, you learn something new every day. I gave you fair warning. Either you or your head must be *off*! When Griff and I were little, we went to school in the same sea. And the master was an old turtle; we used to call him "tortoise." Alice: Why would you call him tortoise if he wasn't one? Mock Turtle: We called him "tortoise" because he "tort-us."... He tort us reading and writing... I see you're admiring my box. It's my own invention, to keep sandwiches in. You see, I carry it upside-down so they don't get wet when it rains. Alice: ...But they can drop out. The lid is open. White Knight: So, THAT's what happened to my sandwiches. What are they doing? They can't have anything to write; the trial hasn't even begun yet. Duchess: They're writing down their own names in case they forget them by the time the trial is over. Alice: Stupid things. Jury Member 1: Stupid... how do you spell "stupid"? Jury Member 2: Uhhh, S... T... what comes after T? Jury Member 3: Dinner. Jury Member 4: Is it dinner time? It's dinner time! Why am I here? Duchess: To save Jack from a death worse than fate! Oh Tiger Lily, I wish you could talk so you could tell me how to get out of this wood. Tiger Lily: I can talk, when there's anybody worth talking to! You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places. Cedric! You must cross-examine the witness! King of Hearts: [sigh] Oh, must I? Queen of Hearts: Yes, Cedric, be a man. King of Hearts: [sigh] Oh, all right. I am NOT in the habit of talking to myself. [aside] Queen of Hearts: Even though it's the only way I can get a decent conversation around here. Time marches on its stomach! Alice: It's an army that marches on its stomach! March Hare: It doesn't matter what's supposed to march on its stomach. It's time to move down. | |
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