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Quotes of Movie: Aladdin and the King of Thieves [1995]
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You're a good guy, Cassim. But not *too* good. Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas. And your name is...? Thor: [with a lisp] I'm Thor. Genie: You're Thor? Thor: [with a lisp] Well it hurts. Aladdin: Where IS he? [Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King] Genie: Hakuna Matata. [Changes back] Genie: WHOA. I was having an out-of-movie experience. | |
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Allow me to introduce... [Cassim laughs] Cassim: The King of Thieves. [Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie] Genie: All units, we have a Code Red. Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand - it's everywhere, get used to it. Well, they have no where to go. We got 'em trapped. Iago: *We*? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me. Meet your match, Zorro! Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...? Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle! Aladdin: Genie... Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm. Aladdin: Genie... meet my dad. Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. [all other genies disappear leaving him alone] Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here! Maybe you-you could elope. No, you can't elope... But, oh, honey dew! [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding. Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment! [a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously] Genie: Put that bear outta here. [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does". Where is my father? The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world. [as Bing Crosby] I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob? Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields. If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing. Cassim: Yeah? Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass? [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end! Genie: [as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! Another big blow to the head. [head butts it] Genie: Boom! Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] Oh, no, he's got him in the half-nelson! Now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh, no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson! Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening? Genie: [commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's comin' in quick! Oh, no, he's up! He's down! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be right back after a brief message. [the turtle closes it's mouth on him] Genie: Tickle, tickle, tickle! [the turtle's pupils shrink] [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it? I see all that has been, and all that will be. [singing] Are you out or in? Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim? [singing] They're finally getting married! Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married! Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married! Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents! Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married! Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married! Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married! [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing... yes, a-ha! Sultan of Agrabah: Where is the groom? [singing] So it goes, short and sweet / they were wed down the street / may their marriage be truly blessed / Happy end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest / Here's a kiss and a hug / sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you, the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / come back soon, that's the end / 'Til another Arabian Night! | |
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