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Quotes of Movie: Aladdin [1992]
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Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting. Princess Jasmine, you're very... Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual! Aladdin: Punctual! Princess Jasmine: Punctual? Genie: Sorry. Aladdin: Uh... uh... beautiful! Genie: Nice recovery. Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you. [he shakes Aladdin's hand] Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too. Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic. Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm? Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster! Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One. | |
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Wish fulfillment? Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. Rule number three, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it! Genie: Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye. [back to normal] Genie: Well, how about *that*, Mr. Doubting Mustafa? Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes... Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? "Three?" You are down by one, boy! Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own. [the Genie's mouth drops] Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. [turns into a sheep] Genie: All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies. All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it? Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck. How many times do I have to kill you, boy? [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake! Jafar: You stay out of thissss! Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT! Look at this! Yes! Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break! [taps it on table] Merchant: Will not- [it falls apart] Merchant: It broke! Father, I choose Prince Ali! Jafar: Prince Ali left! [shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony] Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar! Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali! Iago: How in the he- Uh, awk! You know Al, I'm getting really - [turns and sees Jafar] Genie: I don't think you're him. Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar! Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation! [He zaps Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him. He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat] Jafar: Down, boy! Oh, princess, [lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff] Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to. Aladdin: [Flying towards him on carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her! Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality [brings Aladdin and Jasmine closer in the air] Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali! [zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it] Iago: Or should we say Aladdin? Princess Jasmine: [shocked] Ali Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin [turns Abu back to his normal self] Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me his personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one-way trip [sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, carpet flies in after the,] Jafar: so his prospects take a terminal dip his assets frozen, the venue chosen is the ends of the earth, [sends the pillar in the air] Jafar: whoopee! So long, Iago: Good bye, see ya! Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali! [laughs maniacly] [Jafar is just being turned into a sorceror] Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar! Get your blasted beak out of my face! Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron! Jafar: Don't tell ME to shut up! Genie: Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out! [flicks them into the distance] Genie, I wish for your freedom. Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what? Aladdin: [He holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free! You are late. Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One. You're a prisoner? Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole "genie gig": [grows to a gigantic size] Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! [shrinks down inside the lamp] Genie: Itty-bitty living space! Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. Aladdin: Huh? Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature. Genie: [appearing as a guy in a bathtub] Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. [squeaks rubber duckie] Genie: Hello? [sees Aladdin] Genie: Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life," got it? Okay! [shakes Aladdin] Genie: C'mon, Aladdin! [Aladdin's head droops] Genie: I'll take that as a yes. [he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea] Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel. You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. Jafar, you vile betrayer. Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you. | |
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