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Quotes of Movie; Ace Ventura [1996]

  • [after being dropped into the middle of the ocean]
    Ace Ventura: I am NOT an amphibian! I am a human being! (unknown)
  • [diving into the Nautilus' garbage chute]
    Ace Ventura: Come on, Spike! Last one in's a rotten egg.
    [pause]
    Ace Ventura: And speaking of rotten eggs... are you making whoopie? Cushion? (unknown)
  • [after coming out of the garbage chute]
    Ace Ventura: Woooo! Do NOT and I mean NOT in the worst possible way GO IN THERE! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER! (unknown)
  • Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque: Guess what day it is today, Ventura?
    Ace Ventura: Warthog day? Groundhog day?
    Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque: Try rent day!
    [Ace slams the door in Shickadance's face] (unknown)
  • Phatteus Lardus: So long, Mr Ventura! Rest... in PIECES! Muhahahhahahhahha! (unknown)
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