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Quotes of Movie: A Zed & Two Noughts [1985]

  • Alba Bewick:
    In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.

  • Alba Bewick:
    Imagine that, the body - in all its delicious detail - fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs.

  • Oswald Deuce:
    How fast does a woman decompose?



    Oliver Deuce:
    Six months, maybe a year? Depends on the conditions.



    Oswald Deuce:
    Does being pregnant make any difference?



    Oliver Deuce:
    No.



    Oswald Deuce:
    And the baby?



    Oliver Deuce:
    How far gone was she?



    Oswald Deuce:
    Perhaps ten weeks.



    Oliver Deuce:
    Then you'd never know.



    Oswald Deuce:
    [long pause] I cannot stand the idea of her rotting away.


    [short pause]



    Oswald Deuce:
    What is the first thing that happens?



    Oliver Deuce:
    The first thing that happens is bacteria set to work in the intestine.



    Oswald Deuce:
    What sort of bacteria?



    Oliver Deuce:
    [matter-of-factly] Bicosis populi. There are supposed to be 130,000 bicoses in each lick of a human tongue; 250,000 in a french kiss. First exchanged at the very beginning of creation when Adam kissed Eve.



    Oswald Deuce:
    Suppose Eve kissed Adam.



    Oliver Deuce:
    Unlikely. She used her first 100,000 on the apple.

  • Oliver Deuce:
    Pregnant women are notoriously unreliable. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion.

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