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Quotes of Movie: A Private Function [1984]

  • Joyce Chilvers:
    I think sexual intercourse is in order, Gilbert.

  • Dr. Charles Swaby:
    In Westminster Abbey tomorrow morning, a young couple are getting married of a purity and a nobility scum like you just can't comprehend.

  • Joyce Chilvers:
    I want a future that lives up to my past.

  • Dr. Charles Swaby:
    Now, under this National Health Service, any poorly little pillock can come into my surgery and say "I'm ill! Treat me!" Honestly, sometimes I wonder what the last war was FOR.

  • Morris Wormold the Meat Inspector:
    It is my experience that when people say they are only human, they have been making beasts of themselves.

  • [the pig has been abducted]



    Grand Hotel Manager:
    I can put my hands on two turkeys in Bradford.



    Frank Lockwood the Solicitor:
    Two? TWO? We've got a hundred and fifty people coming! And Jesus isn't one of them!

  • P.C. Penny:
    [upon spotting a single, solitary banana] Mrs Medcalf, are you wanting that banana?



    Mrs. Dorcus Medcalf:
    I am, love; I'm planning a trifle.

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