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Quotes of Movie: A Pair of Briefs [1962]

  • Sidney Pudney:
    Hop it, as the monkey said to the kangaroo.

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    Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    Search me, as the monkey said to his mate.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    What's cooking, as the monkey said to the cannibal chief.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    Don't get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.

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    See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.

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    That's a nice bit of junk, as the monkey said to the Chinese sailor.

  • Sidney Pudney:
    I was selling off war surplus before the war even started!

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