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Quotes of Movie: A Night at the Roxbury [1998]

  • Steve:
    Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically.

  • Doug Butabi:
    Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.

  • Doug Butabi:
    You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.



    Steve Butabi:
    Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.

  • Steve:
    What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?



    Doug:
    Steve, slow down.



    Steve:
    I can't help it, man, it's hottie overload.



    Doug:
    Just pace yourself.



    Steve:
    Ok... What's up?... 2, 3, 4. What's up?... 2, 3, 4...

  • Mr. Zadir:
    Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?



    Doug Butabi:
    No.



    Mr. Zadir:
    Do you want to?



    Doug Butabi:
    No... should I?

  • Doug Butabi:
    So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.



    Steve Butabi:
    Yeah, he was, seriously.



    Doug Butabi:
    And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.



    Steve Butabi:
    And who do you think that guy was?



    Doug Butabi:
    Emilio Estevez.



    Steve Butabi:
    The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.



    Doug Butabi:
    Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.



    Steve Butabi:
    I was like, "Emilio."

  • Security Guard:
    Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.



    Doug:
    We're on the list.



    Security Guard:
    Name?



    Steve:
    Steve and Doug Butabi.



    Security Guard:
    You're brothers?



    Doug:
    No...



    Doug, Steve:
    YES.



    Doug:
    Man. Works every time.



    Security Guard:
    That's very funny.



    Steve:
    Yeah, Doug's hilarious.

  • Cambi:
    I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads.

  • Mr. Zadir:
    Dooey, did you just grab my ass?



    Dooey:
    Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.



    Mr. Zadir:
    Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

  • [on his marriage]



    Steve Butabi:
    Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?



    Kamehl Butabi:
    Yes... nooooooo.

  • [trying to pick up some women]



    Doug Butabi:
    So... you guys wanna make out or what?

  • [lining up outside The Roxbury]



    Doug Butabi:
    So... you want to dance?



    Girl:
    We're not in the club yet.



    Doug Butabi:
    Right.

  • Kamehl Butabi:
    What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?



    Doug Butabi:
    That's right.



    Steve Butabi:
    Exactly.



    Kamehl Butabi:
    What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.


    [Kamehl takes their car keys]



    Doug Butabi    , Steve Butabi:
    What are you doing? God. Man.

  • Steve Butabi:
    Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.



    Richard Grieco:
    Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.

  • Cambi:
    There you are. We got scared.



    Doug:
    Of who, we'll kick his ass.



    Cambi:
    No, we got scared someone stole you away from us.



    Doug:
    Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.



    Steve:
    Oh...


    [getting it]



    Steve:
    OH.

  • Kamehl Butabi:
    Richard Grieco, you see right through me.

  • Doug Butabi:
    Is that a mirror in your pocket?



    Cambi:
    What?



    Doug Butabi:
    'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

  • New Club Waiter:
    Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass.



    Mr. Zadir:
    What is he up to now?

  • Doug Butabi:
    Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep.

  • Steve Butabi:
    I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.



    Kamehl Butabi:
    He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.



    Steve Butabi:
    It doesn't have cable.



    Kamehl Butabi:
    Yes it does. It has Cinemax!



    Steve Butabi:
    But there's no HBO! GOD!


    [runs off crying]

  • Craig:
    Man, I owe you...


    [pulls out an energy bar called "Big Time"]



    Craig:
    BIG TIME! For bringing me here!

  • Doug Butabi:
    Idiot.



    Craig:
    You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.

  • Steve Butabi:
    Good, how are you?



    Doug Butabi:
    About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time.



    Steve Butabi:
    BMW.



    Doug Butabi:
    Right at sunset.



    Steve Butabi:
    Vanilla mostly.

  • Steve:
    What's up?



    Hottie Cop:
    Did you know you were doing 50?



    Doug Butabi:
    [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you.



    Steve:
    Does not.



    Doug Butabi:
    Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.



    Steve:
    What's up?



    Hottie Cop:
    Just giving you an $80 ticket.



    Doug Butabi:
    [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you



    Hottie Cop:
    I want you to do me a favor.



    Steve:
    What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker".



    Hottie Cop:
    [laughs] Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night



    Steve:
    It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me.


    [Hottie cop leaves]



    Doug Butabi:
    Way to my friend! You got her badge number and you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top! Very nice!

  • Steve:
    From dusk 'til dawn. You, sir, are a party animal!

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