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Quotes of Movie: A Murder Is Announced [1985]

  • Miss Lettie Blacklock:
    Is this your idea of a joke, Patrick?



    Patrick Simmons:
    I can think of much better jokes than announcing a murder in the local rag!

  • [Edmund has made an unpleasant remark]



    Patrick Simmons:
    It's usually me who spoils the party with a bad joke.

  • [Mrs Harmon nearly trips over her cat]



    Mrs. Harmon:
    Oh, do be careful, Delilah!



    Det. Inspector Craddock:
    Delilah?



    Mrs. Harmon:
    My husband named her that. I'm afraid her moral standards are rather similar!

  • Hannah:
    [when asked about the murder] The door bell rings, I answer the door, the door bell rings again, I answer the door again,the door bell rings again, I answer the door again, the door bell rings again...



    Det. Inspector Craddock:
    After the guests have all arived



    Hannah:
    Oh... I go to the dinning room to clean the silver, I hear shots, I scream, somebody turns the key and lets me out, I scream again, somebody hits me! I see blood.



    Det. Inspector Craddock:
    You scream again?



    Hannah:
    I think so. Are you going to arrest me?



    Det. Inspector Craddock:
    [smiles] Not today.

  • Mrs. Swettenham:
    People don't announce murders! Marriages yes, but not murders. Put that dreadful paper down, and have a look.



    Edmund Swettenham:
    [Reading the Daily Worker] It isn't a dreadful paper.



    Mrs. Swettenham:
    You're not even a worker!



    Edmund Swettenham:
    I'm writing a book!



    Mrs. Swettenham:
    I mean real work.

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