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Quotes of Movie: A Muppet Family Christmas [1987]
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We'd love to see your act. Waldorf: We'd hate to miss your act. Statler: In fact, we'd love to hate your act. [they cackle] Hey Fozzie. Fozzie Bear: Yes, Mr. Snowman? Snowman: Did you hear about the church that burned down? Statler, Waldorf: Holy smoke! [they cackle] I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey! Ah, Christmas. The time for Santa Claus and his eight flying rein-bear. Snowman: That's reindeer. Fozzie Bear: No, that's SNOW, DARLING! | |
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Hi, there. We're Ernie and Bert. Doc: Hi, there yourself, I'm Doc. Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"? Doc: Yes. Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y" Doc: True. Ernie: And True starts with the letter "T" Doc: Hey, what is this? Bert: Where we come from this is small talk. Doc: Well if you'll excuse me I've got to go build some bunk beds. Bert: Bunk beds! Ernie: B word. That's one worried frog. Count: That's ONE! One worried frog! Robin: Well, he's not the only one. Count: That's TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha! Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming? Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises. Gonzo: Well, good, cuz she's in for a honey. Boy, is this piano out of tune... I love out of tune pianos. If there's one thing Miss Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance. There's Rowlf when he was just a wee pup. Rowlf: Not so wee. I was paper-trained. There's Miss Hamhock back when she was just a little sausage roll. Even weirdoes are cute when they're babies. Gonzo: I knew you'd learn to love us! Doc: I didn't say that. Where is your partner? Fozzie Bear: Outside. Kermit: Outside? Fozzie it's too cold to go outside. Fozzie Bear: It's not cold. Kermit: It is cold! Fozzie Bear: It's not cold. Snowman: [entering the house] Can I come in and warm up? Fozzie Bear: Okay so it's cold. Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas. Mrs. Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip. Various Characters: Careful the icy patch! You promised me a nice quiet Christmas! Animal: Peace on Earth! Give Me Presents! Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet. Mrs. Bear: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it too! Sam the Eagle: Why am I here? This is not a good place for turkies! Turkey: Not to worry. I'm a survivor. Where's my room? Gonzo: If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven. See you at dinner. I've been chasing the truck all this time, and boy am I exhausted. Are you ready to listen to me? Kermit: I'm all ears. Fozzie Bear: What does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears! Hark! What is this I hear? Gonzo: You're about to hear me make some turkey hash! Kermit: No no listen, me thinks me hears carolers. Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better! You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your winnobegah! She don't look bad... for a pig. | |
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