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Quotes of Movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy [1982]

  • Ariel:
    Andrew, we'll get killed!



    Andrew:
    No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew... Trust me anyhow.

  • Ariel:
    How's your marriage?



    Andrew:
    My marriage is fine.



    Ariel:
    Ya?...



    Andrew:
    It's not working but it's fine.

  • Ariel:
    He taught me a lot...



    Andrew:
    Like what?



    Ariel:
    Like how to listen to Mozart.



    Andrew:
    With your ears, right?

  • Dulcy:
    A hammock! That's so nostalgic for me. I lost it in a hammock.



    Adrian:
    Pardon me?



    Dulcy:
    You have to have really good balance.

  • Andrew:
    I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives.

  • Andrew:
    Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose.

  • Andrew:
    When are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.



    Andrew:
    I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?

  • Maxwell:
    I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.



    Andrew:
    Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.

  • Maxwell:
    I never felt like this. The moment I smelled her I loved her.



    Andrew:
    Well, smell someone else. She's taken.

  • Andrew:
    He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient. Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.

  • Leopold:
    So, you're an inventor, hey?



    Andrew:
    Crackpot inventor.



    Adrian:
    Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell 'em about that.



    Andrew:
    It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish.

  • Andrew:
    I'm not a poet. I don't die for love. I work on Wall Street.

  • Ariel:
    I don't love you.



    Maxwell:
    Because you don't know me. Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes.

  • Andrew:
    Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.

  • Andrew:
    Only a drunken, infantile idiot shoots himself over love, not an internist.

  • Ariel:
    You showed me your latest invention.



    Andrew:
    Of course, my musical house slippers. Remember that?

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