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Quotes of Movie: A Guide for the Married Man [1967]

  • Ed Stander:
    Basic Principle number one: Never, NEVER say you'll be where you can be found not to be.

  • Ed Stander:
    Basic principle number one - never say you'll be where you can be proved not to be.



    Paul Manning:
    Boy oh boy it just gets more complicated.



    Ed Stander:
    Protecting your loved ones is hard work.

  • Paul Manning:
    Do all married guys do it Ed?



    Ed Stander:
    No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.

  • Paul Manning:
    That's the trouble with Ruth, she's such a wonderful wife.



    Ed Stander:
    Look Paul, if you care enough for your wife you can always find something about her you can't stand.

  • Paul Manning:
    [to wife] Well if you think I'm going to stick about here just watching you be cheerful you've got another think coming!

  • Technical Adviser:
    [after losing her bra in "the heat of battle"] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home.



    Technical Adviser:
    That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.



    Technical Adviser:
    She'll just think it's hers.



    Technical Adviser:
    Don't be ridiculous.

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