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Quotes of Movie: A Goonies [1985]
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Richard 'Data' Wang: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy. Brandon Walsh: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins. Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here? Brandon Walsh: [scarcastic] No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids. Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning. Brandon Walsh: Alright. Thank you. Elgin Perkins: Thank you. (unknown) Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm? Sloth: Mama, you've been bad. Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good. Sloth: Yeah! Mama Fratelli: You remember that song I used to sing to you? Sloth: Yeah! Mama Fratelli: You were little back then? [singing] Mama Fratelli: Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall... Sloth: Break! Fall! Mama Fratelli: No! I only dropped once. Sloth: Ahh! Mama Fratelli: Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down! (unknown) Sloth: Eh! Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone! (unknown) | |
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Francis Fratelli: Let go of the handle. Jake Fratelli: I don't have the handle now open the lock Mama Fratelli: Jake up! Come on move it! (unknown) Irene Walsh: Irving? Irving Walsh: I'm sorry Irene. Troy Perkins: Come on Walsh we don't have all day. There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours. Irving Walsh: Easy Brandon! Easy! (unknown) Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. [Brandon heads to a different cave] Mikey: Brand, where're you going? Brandon Walsh: This is the *men's* room. (unknown) [the prison gaurd proceeds to Jake Frateli's cell where he finds him hanging from his cell wall with a note pinned to his shirt. Reading] Prison Guard: You schmuck! Did you really think that I would be stupid enough to kill myself? [Jake knocks out the prison gaurd] (unknown) Jake Fratelli: I ain't going down there mama. Are you kidding me? Mama Fratelli: [Cocking the handle back on the gun and pointing it at Jake] Go! Jake Fratelli: I can't argue with that mama. (unknown) Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope? Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope. [singing] Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies... [Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up] Sloth: [Sloth rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front] Sloth! Jake Fratelli: We're in deep shit now, Francis. Francis Fratelli: Oh, shit! (unknown) Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny. Brandon Walsh: [Smacking Mikey on the back of the head] Curator. Mikey: That's what I said. You always contradict me, I knew what I-. There was an exhibit. About the history of Astoria and these are the rejects. Chunk: Kind of like us Mike... The Goonies. Mouth: I'm not a reject. Mikey: Take that stuff off. You're going to get me in trouble. (unknown) Brandon Walsh: What are you? Crazy? They're here. Andy: [Hysterically] They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here. [Brand covers Andy's mouth] Jake Fratelli: [whispering] There they are. Right there. Brandon Walsh: [shouting to the others] It's the Fratellies. This way. Come on we've got to move! Let's go you guys. Don't fall behind. Let's move. (unknown) Sloth: [Grunting] Eh! Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone. (unknown) Mouth: [Mumbling] Mmm mm! Mama Fratelli: [Mama Fratelli proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth] Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all? Mouth: [Mumbles] Mmm hmm. [Mama Frateli smacks Mouth on the back of his head and he spits out the rest of his share of the jewels] (unknown) Mouth: No pen. No write. No sign! Mikey: No dad don't sign it! [Rosalita runs over to Mrs Walsh and pulls out her hand and empties Mikey's marble bag] Mikey: Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks! Irving Walsh: [Ripping up the foreclosure document] They'll be no more signing today or ever again. [Cheering] (unknown) [Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing] Andy: He's just like his father. Data: [in Chinese] That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph. Mr. Wang: [in Chinese] You are my greatest invention. (unknown) Harriet Walsh, Irving Walsh: Mikey? Brand? Mikey: Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big shit now right? (unknown) Prison Guard: Lunchtime! The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets. Come on, move it out. You too, down there! Hey, turkey! (unknown) Mikey: Bye, Willy. Thanks. (unknown) Mikey: No. Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country. Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow. Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it. Brandon Walsh: Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon. Mikey: That's wrong Brand! It won't happen. (unknown) Chunk: [crying] The fireplace. Mama Fratelli: Don't lie to me! Chunk: Honest. We went over to Mikey's dads place and we found this map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure. Jake Fratelli: Come on, don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh? (unknown) Jake Fratelli: Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there? Francis Fratelli: We've never been to the Bronx Zoo! Jake Fratelli: Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee? Francis Fratelli: I DON'T WEAR A hair piece! (unknown) Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything! Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree! (unknown) Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it! (unknown) | |
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