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Quotes of Movie: A Goofy Movie [1995]
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Dad, it's Big Foot! Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus. [Half awake] How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? Max: Uh... three and a half? Go on, go on. Good daddy. This is a vacation with me and my best buddy. Max: Donald Duck? Goofy: No, silly, with you! | |
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Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman? Max: Aw, man. Goofy: Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney! Max: Right. Goofy: Boy, I'm good at this! Now I'll think of one. Why are you doing this to me, Dad? Goofy: 'Cause, I don't want you to end up in the electric chair. I think the only thing to do now is to get you up on stage with this Power Line feller. Max: Really? Goofy: You just leave that up to me. Max: No, that's okay. Goofy: Why do you always think I'm going to lead you into some kind of calamity? Max: Uh, d-d-d-dad? Goofy: What is it, Max? Max: Look! [Max turns Goofy around; he sees that they are headed to a waterfall] Goofy: Hyuk, a waterfall. [alarmed] Goofy: A waterfall? Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa! I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay? Max: I'm NOT your little boy anymore, Dad, I'm grown up. I've got my own life now! Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. You're my son, Max, no matter how big you get you'll always be my son. Max: Now, look where you got us, Dad! Goofy: Where *I* got us? Max: You should've let me stay at home! Goofy: Why? So you'd end up in prison? Max: Prison? What're you talking about? Goofy: Your principal called me. Max: It's not what you think, Dad! Goofy: You even lied to me! Max: I had to! You were ruining my life! Goofy: I was just trying to take my boy fishin', okay? Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now! Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. [the river stops raging and moves more slowly and calmly; Goofy, too, then calms down] Goofy: You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son. You should've let me stay at home! Goofy: So you'd end up in prison? Max: What do you mean? Goofy: Your principal called me. Max: It's not what you think it is! Goofy: You even lied to me. Max: I had to! You were ruining my life! Goofy: I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay? Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up now! I've got my own life! Goofy: I know that. I just want to be part of it. You're my son, Max. No matter how old you get, you'll always be my son. Max: Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad. Goofy: [taking Roxanne's hand] Enchantée, mademoiselle. [he kisses her hand] If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter. Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road! Max: Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You! Max: You should've put the brake on! Goofy: Why didn't you just put it on yourself? [Pulls brake lever, which breaks off] Max: See? You ruin everything. Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation! Max: I never... Wanted to go... On this stupid... VACATION! Goofy: Mornin', son! Max: [in his underwear] Dad! Goofy: Whoops. I forgot. [exits, knocks then re-enters] Goofy: Mornin', son! [singing] I've got less than an hour and when this is ended, I'll either be famous... Principal Mazur: [singing] ... Or you'll be suspended! [at the top of his rage] Arrrgh! This is the *stupidest* vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! [calms down] Max: Call me when the trip's over. Since we're all being palsy-walsy, how about letting me hook up the RV? Goofy: Well... Pete: Oh, it's just a tiny little extension cord, you won't even notice it. Goofy: Oh, okay. Pete: Great. P.J.! [P.J. comes hauling a huge extension cord] Pete: Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This could take a while. Have a great time at the concert, Max. I'll see you on TV. Max: [to himself] I'm in deep sludge. I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he switched the map. Peter Pete: So, uh, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dorey, huh? Goofy: Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked. Peter Pete: Oh, that's swell. So, uh, no problems then, huh? Goofy: Not a one. Peter Pete: [sighs] I... I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh... Goofy: What is it, Pete? Peter Pete: Your kid's dupin' ya. Goofy: What do you mean? Peter Pete: Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map so... you're headin' straight to L.A., pal. Goofy: [shocked] What? Peter Pete: Oh, you tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all. Goofy: I don't believe you. Peter Pete: What? Goofy: I don't believe you, Pete. Peter Pete: Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map. Goofy: I don't need to check the map. I trust my son. [Goofy climbs out of the tub] Goofy: You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me. Peter Pete: Hey, *my* son *respects* me. Goofy: Yeah... [Goofy leaves] Peter Pete: [calling after him] Check the map, Goof... Max: How about a song, Dad? [Goofy gets madder] Max: A game? A game! Yeah, yeah, a game. Okay. Uh, man or woman? [Goofy gets even madder] Max: Man? Man! Okay. Uh, Walt Disney! [singing] Roxanne, please don't forget me. I will return someday. Though I might be in traction when I do! [singing] The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road. | |
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