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Ninety percent of the game is half mental. I like women with small hands, they make my dick look big. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Yankee Stadium. [Sotto voce, to Mickey Mantle] This guy died and nobody told him. Commissioner Ford Frick: As I stand here this afternoon, it is impossible not to think of the Babe; not to feel his presence here even now. He was more than a ball player. He was everything that is special about this game. He was everything that is special about America. Mickey Mantle: [Sotto voce, to Whitey] I bet I got more pussy than he did. | |
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Mickey Mantle: That's just great. One guy's got me all washed up, the other's got me beatin' Ruth's record. You guys should get together an' make up your minds, tell me how I am so I know how to play. Roger Maris: Curveball? Mickey Mantle: Yeah, but it didn't curve. Roger, are we feuding? Roger Maris: They said so on the TV, it must be true. Mickey Mantle: Well, fuck you then. Roger Maris: Up yours. Mickey Mantle: What happened? I was on the john. [whispers to Maris] That blonde back there has got the biggest tits I've ever seen in my life. I just ain't getting there. I just can't play no more. I'm wore out, done. I'm out of the race. Thought I took pretty good care of myself too. Roger: You did Mick. Damn straight you did. Mickey: Well anyway, he's all yours if you want him. You go get that fat fuck. She looks me dead in the eye, and says, "I thought you was a homo." I said "What the hell are you talkin' about" she goes "well I heard you was a switch hitter." Mickey Mantle: I'm expectin' a guest, and his name is Mr. Jack... Daniels ] voice over] The separate single-season home run records remained until Nineteen Ninety-One, when Fay Vincent, the commissioner of baseball, ordered that there be only one record. Roger Maris died six years earlier, never knowing that the record belonged to him. Yogi Berra: Oh, look at this. Mr. Ambidextrial. Elston Howard: Ambidextrial? Yogi Berra: Ambidextrial, you know... this side, that side. [on the phone with his wife] Yeah, honey, it was my idea. Ah, you know how it is at the hotel, all the reporters and the fans all the time, this is great. Oh it's just me, Roger, and Cerv. [Notices Roger entering the kitchen, wearing an apron] Mickey: Hey, you look kind of sexy in that. No, there ain't no girls here, it's Roger! He wearing a stupid little girlie apron, cooking up some bacon. Rog, say hi to Merlyn. Roger: Howdy, Merlyn! Mickey: [notices Bob entering the kitchen] Oh, here's Bob. Say hi, Bob. Bob: Uh, hi Bob. Mickey: See, I'm going to be real domesticated now. So Mickey uh... you know, Bob and I, we are trying to keep it quiet here, so uh... we'll have a few beers every now and then, but uh... Mickey: What, no broads? Roger Maris, Bob: Right. Sam Simon: All I did was say that he had an off season. Dan Topping: He hit forty home runs last year. A lot of players would kill for that kind of an "off" season. Milt Kahn: He had a great season. Artie Green: Aaah, the pressure got to him. Milt Kahn: You ever play baseball, Artie? Artie Green: No. Not really. Milt Kahn: That's what I thought. Hey, Mick, you read Sam Simon's column today? Mickey: No, you know I don't read that shit. Son of a bitch has been after me since day one. What's it say? Artie Green: MVP - Most Vacant Personality. Hey, Slick, how come every time you get drunk it costs me money? Listen Mick, Cerv and I got this place. It's real nice and quiet. It's in a nice place, neighborhood. Heck, sometimes we cook for ourselves and other times we're sending out. Mickey: What the hell are you talking about? Roger: Yeah, well I was just thinking, maybe you'd like to come and live with us. Mickey: Let me get this straight. I got a big fucking suite at the St. Maritz Hotel, and you want me to move to Queens? There ya go Mick. Mickey: What the hell's that? Bob: That's Roger's special eggs. Mickey: It looks disgusting. Roger: Well you don't have to have any Bob. Bob: Oh, thank you! Mickey: I'm sorry Roger, but I'm going to have to pass. Roger: Mick, I'm telling ya, don't listen to Bob. Last few times I ate these, I hit home runs. [Mickey tries the eggs] Roger: Sorry Bob, looks like somebody likes 'em. Bob: You like 'em? Mickey: No, they're shit, but I'm in a bit of a slump. I'll try anything. I did not say the Babe had it easier. Can you believe this shit? Mickey: You gotta be careful. Roger: You'd think I was trying to replace Jesus Christ or something. Bob: Then don't read the Daily News. Artie Green: I've never seen him get a hand like this before. Milt Kahn: He's never been the underdog before. | |
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