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Quotes of Movie: 50 First Dates [2004]

  • Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
    Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake. (unknown)
  • Lucy: What are you doing?
    Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
    Lucy: You were going for a feelski!
    Henry: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue! (unknown)
  • [repeated line]
    Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom! (unknown)
  • Ten Second Tom: Aren't you a little old to still be having wet dreams?
    [memory erases]
    Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom! (unknown)
  • [at the Callahan Institute]
    Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!
    [Lucy walks by quietly]
    Security Guard 1: What the hell's her problem?
    Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
    Security Guard 1: Oh yeah, I suck at this job! (unknown)
  • Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
    Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
    [Lucy looks at Henry]
    Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking. (unknown)
  • Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy?
    Marlin: yea.
    Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?
    Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.
    Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex?
    [Marlin and Doug look at Henry]
    Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows
    [Marlin and Doug turn away]
    Henry: We want to!
    [Marlin and Doug look again]
    Henry: Just kidding. (unknown)
  • Ula: Damn you Haole! You make my sister work in your hotels! (unknown)
  • Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts. (unknown)
  • [to his children]
    Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything! (unknown)
  • Henry: Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today? (unknown)
  • [to Jocko]
    Henry: Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag. (unknown)
  • Doug: [gives Henry a box] Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.
    Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
    Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
    Henry: Um, I guess.
    [Doug grabs the box]
    Marlin: Doug! (unknown)
  • Lucy: I wonder what's the matter with him.
    Old Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me. (unknown)
  • [while playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]
    Ula: You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
    Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
    Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
    Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
    Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
    Ula: A shark bit me.
    Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro! (unknown)
  • Old Hawaiian Man: Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out (unknown)
  • Old Hawaiian Man: [about Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with. (unknown)
  • Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.
    Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam! (unknown)
  • Lucy: Can I have one last first kiss? (unknown)
  • Alexa: I guess I prefer sausage to taco. (unknown)
  • Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
    Ula: Uh, nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
    Henry: You're the state idiot of Hawaii. (unknown)
  • Marlin: Ok, ok, OK! Enough with the titty dance! (unknown)
  • Nick: What did Sue say?
    Henry: She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver. (unknown)
  • Dr. Keats: Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
    Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
    Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking. (unknown)
  • Ula: Oh, you crazy bitch!
    Lucy: Yeah, keep running! (unknown)
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