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Quotes of Movie: "You Bet Your Life" [1950]

  • Groucho:
    Why do you have so many children?



    Female Contestant:
    Well, I love my husband very much.



    Groucho:
    Hey, I enjoy a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

  • Groucho:
    If we got together as an act, what would it be called?



    Contestant:
    It would be Gonzales-Gonzales and Marx.



    Groucho:
    [to audience] Do you believe that? Two men in the act, and I get third billing!

  • Announcer:
    Our next contestants are Marika Aba...



    Groucho:
    And a happy new year.

  • Groucho:
    May I kiss your wife?



    Contestant:
    That would have to be over my dead body.



    Groucho:
    Have it your way. Fenneman, get the gun!

  • Female Contestant:
    I met this gentleman in Laguna Beach...



    Groucho:
    There *are* no gentlemen in Laguna Beach.



    Female Contestant:
    Well, this gentleman is now abroad.



    Groucho:
    [pause while the audience titters] Couldn't be Christine, could it?

  • Contestant:
    [Groucho has just asked a question] Well, I believe in doing it the old-fashioned way.



    Groucho:
    [Groucho looks down and smiles. The audience begins to giggle. Groucho then looks up] You know I must have some reputation. There isn't anything anyone can say on this stage that won't evoke some kind of a dirty laugh from the audience...


    [trying to keep from laughing]



    Groucho:
    What do you mean, 'the old fashioned-way'?


    [loses all seriousness, doubles over laughing]

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