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Quotes of Movie: "Wings" [1990]
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I'm actually a lot like a camel. I can go for months without water. Roy Biggins: You've only gone twelve hours; you're *way* too much like a camel already. I'm going to teach that kid everything I know. Helen: What's he going to do the second half of the day? If you'll excuse me, I've got to get ready for the big night. Alex: Oh, that's right, you're about to romance a woman. You'll want to shower, shave, buy chloroform... You know what I do when I have a problem with a woman? Antonio: Deflate her? | |
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It says here, fifteen percent of the American public would rather watch television than have sex. Roy Biggins: Fifteen perc... Yeah, yeah, I buy that, yeah. You know, maybe you're... you're too tired, or she's too... what's a nice way to put this? Ugly. Brian Hackett: The words "too tired" aren't in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don't think the words "too ugly" should be in yours. I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you. Brian Hackett: Well, obviously, she doesn't. You care more about this *stupid* plane than you do about me! Joe Hackett: Me? You're the one with the cello between her legs eight hours a day! Helen: Well, at least that gives me some satisfaction! Joe Hackett: Yeah, well, at least when I'm in the plane I get some sense of movement! Lowell, where you going? Lowell Mather: Oh, to clear my mind. Roy Biggins: Shouldn't take long. One good sneeze ought to do it. What have we got that's worth fifteen thousand dollars? Brian Hackett: You are sitting on it. Joe Hackett: I am NOT going in that line of work. Brian Hackett: I'm talking about taking out a mortgage on the house, and DON'T flatter yourself. I've had this nagging feeling all day that I'm forgetting something. Roy Biggins: My guess is you get that feeling a lot. I've never minded staying up all night because of a woman. Helen: Well, you don't have a choice. If you dozed off, she'd escape. Roy Biggins doesn't pay for sex. Roy Biggins Inc. pays for sex. This is the dumbest thing Brian's ever done, and he once painted me blue. This is the worst Christmas ever. I had thought it was the one when our parents bought us hamsters and forgot to poke holes in the boxes, but at least that had a moment of suspense. I give blood all the time. Just between you and me, Roy, I'll do anything for a sugar cookie. I got suckered into making the stupid welcoming speech at the reunion tonight. Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Let me hear your opening line. Helen: That was it. "Merry Christmas, Brian! Merry Christmas, Brian!" Why does everyone keep saying that? It's only one day! God was born - move on! Lewis Blanchard: Ya know, I have a video camera that shoots in the dark. Helen: Yeah, I got a gun that does the same thing. When the door to that trailer opened and I looked into her face, I mean, even with the blonde wig and the tattoos, I knew that I had found my birth mother. Joe Hackett: Look at me, would I lie to you? If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas. This song I learned in Italy. For awhile it was the only English I knew... My goat knows the bowling score, halleluiah... Helen: It's "Michael, row the boat ashore". Antonio: No! We're not having a big sandwich! Brian Hackett: [slightly annoyed] This is Nanucket, its not San Francisco. We are a simple people. We fish our waters, we till our lands, we eat a big sandwich. Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited. Casey Chappel Davenport: Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30 Roy Biggins: Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet? Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer! Brian Hackett: Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich. Lowell Mather: Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich. Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Everyone loves the big sandwich. Roy Biggins: A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done. Casey Chappel Davenport: All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon. Lowell Mather: How many feet did you get? Casey Chappel Davenport: It doesn't come by the foot. Lowell Mather: Then how do you know when your full? Casey Chappel Davenport: I gotta get off this Island [leaves quickly] [after a suggestion is made to make s'mores] No, I hate s'mores! Joe: How could you hate s'mores? Brian Hackett: Because that's the stupidest name for a food, like "It's so good, I want s-more," Those are so stupid, they should be called stupids! | |
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