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Quotes of Movie: "Will & Grace" [1998]

  • Grace:
    You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?



    Will:
    "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"?

  • Sam:
    The last time I saw you, you were THIS big... but you were on a hill and I was far away.

  • Grace:
    You need to find a better hobby than outing robots.

  • Will:
    C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British.

  • Jack:
    Women, can't live with them... end of sentence.

  • Grace:
    And I was at Bloomingdale's this morning waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream, and this Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity looking thing bumps into me and says, "Excuse me, ma'am."

  • Jack:
    For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.



    Will:
    Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.



    Jack:
    Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?



    Grace:
    My dog knew.

  • Jack:
    Let's touch tummies!

  • Will:
    You are so Markie Post in every single Lifetime movie.

  • Grace:
    I want to marry...”the one."



    Karen:
    And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?

  • Karen:
    Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.

  • Jack:
    Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass.

  • Jack:
    Heard that. I am metaphorically curled up in the fetal position and you continue to kick me about the ear, nose, and throat?

  • Karen:
    Oh Minnie Driver, who ever told you, you could pull off a leather jumpsuit?

  • Will:
    Grace, go to bed. You obviously have had a very busy day of crazy.

  • Karen:
    Hey Poodle.



    Jack:
    Who's your daddy?



    Karen:
    You are.

  • [Jack is angry with Karen]



    Karen:
    Hi, poodle.



    Jack:
    Mm. How are you?


    [to Grace]



    Jack:
    Hi, Grace. Who's your daddy?



    Grace:
    [confused] His name is Martin Adler.

  • Karen:
    [looking into a mirror] Hello Starshine.

  • Karen:
    [to Grace] Oh Lord, honey, you are just as simple as that blouse you're wearin'.

  • Will:
    Ow.



    Grace:
    What?



    Will:
    Could we talk about your toenails?



    Grace:
    I'm sorry. I'll cut them.



    Will:
    Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?

  • Jack:
    Mipanko

  • Grace:
    Ok, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far: apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing?... Cake. We need cake.



    Will:
    Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?

  • Grace:
    Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.



    Karen:
    How could she not know? What is she, headless?

  • Karen:
    I think you're missing the silver lining here. When you're old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting.

  • Grace:
    Will, my love for you is like this scar, (points at elbow) ugly, but permanent.

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