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Quotes of Movie: "Who's the Boss?" [1984]

  • Tony:
    I'm Tony Micelli. I'm here about the job.



    Angela:
    Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for a housekeeper.



    Tony:
    That's me, Mr. Goodmop!



    Angela:
    Well, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her?



    Tony:
    Yeah yesterday. She gave me the once over, kicked me in the tires, put me up on the rack...



    Angela:
    Well, she should've checked under your hood, 'cause you're the wrong sex.



    Tony:
    Oh, wait a minute; she said that wouldn't be any problem.



    Angela:
    My mother didn't think World War II was a problem.

  • Tony:
    Ay-oh. Oh-ay.

  • Angela:
    Did it seem to you like Jan and Steve might be a good match?



    Tony:
    What? Angela are you kidding me? All they said all night was hello, goodbye, and ehh I'm choking.

  • Samantha Micelli:
    Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke.



    Tony:
    That one is the real ice breaker.

  • Tony:
    Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell.



    Samantha Micelli:
    Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial.



    Mona Robinson:
    I once fractured my pelvis.



    Tony:
    Yeah, and she can still walk.

  • Mona Robinson:
    [when Frankie Fitzgerald tries to out bid her daughter to purchase Tony as part of a neighbourhood auction] Angela, I know what's good for you... Buy him!

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