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Quotes of Movie: "What's Up Doc" [1978]

  • Professor Howard Bannister:
    You've changed, Claudia. You used to be so...frumpy.



    Claudia:
    That's right, Howard, I have changed. From now on, I'm going to greet you at the door with a drink in my hand, wearing something slinky. It may make me violently ill, but I'm going to do it.

  • Judy Maxwell:
    [disguised as a delivery boy from a Chinese restaurant] And now is time for fortune cookie.



    Claudia:
    [incredulously] At the beginning of the meal?



    Judy Maxwell:
    That's right.


    [breaks open a cookie and pretends to read fortune]



    Judy Maxwell:
    Get ready for big surprise because we -


    [gesturing to Howard]



    Judy Maxwell:
    he and I - are in love!



    Claudia:
    Oh my God! A gay Chinese!


    [faints]

  • Claudia:
    [coming to and looking closely at Judy] Wait. You're not gay. You're not even Chinese. You're...you're...Brahmsy!

  • Fireman #1:
    Did you get a look at the broad on the roof?



    Fireman #2:
    Yeah, put a body suit on her and she'd look just like George Reeves.

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