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Quotes of Movie: "What I Like About You" [2002]

  • Holly:
    What?



    Val:
    Your shirt.



    Holly:
    What about it?



    Val:
    You need one!



    Holly:
    It's the style, it's supposed to be this way



    Val:
    How about you start a new trend. Throw a big sweater over that and call it the 'I'm not naked' look!

  • Gary:
    What did you eat?



    Holly:
    I think it must have been the soup



    Gary:
    Was it cream of IBop?



    Holly:
    Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!



    Gary:
    But you said I could have it



    Holly:
    Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child!

  • Val:
    What about this one? 'The Bazooka'. Tell me about 'The Bazooka'!



    Holly:
    Excellent choice! I used that once in 9th Grade on Lisa Gurt. They say on quiet days you can still hear her crying!

  • [after Val just kissed a guy Holly liked]



    Holly:
    You don't understand I'm devastated!



    Val:
    I know and yes I understand...



    Holly:
    Devastated!

  • [after chasing Holly into the mens room]



    Val:
    Oh, this is so not the place for open-toed shoes

  • Gary:
    Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach

  • Holly:
    If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid



    Val:
    Why?



    Holly:
    Look at him, he's guilty of something

  • [after Holly and Val have given her their old bear]



    Josy:
    He smells funny... I'm gonna name him Stinky Bear!

  • [repeated line]



    Gary:
    Oh my Damn!

  • Tina Haven:
    Sometimes friends do really stupid things.



    Holly:
    Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.



    Tina Haven:
    Oh you know me so well.


    [hug]



    Val:
    What about me?



    Holly:
    [hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too.

  • Todd:
    Okay, I think my work here is done.



    Val:
    Oh thank god.



    Todd:
    You can call me Todd.



    Val:
    Eww.

  • Holly:
    Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.



    Val:
    Hold on. College party?



    Holly:
    Didn't drink.



    Val:
    Guy in bathroom?



    Holly:
    Nothing happened.



    Val:
    Who's pants?



    Holly:
    Gary's.



    Val:
    We'll talk more in the morning.

  • Holly:
    Why are you doing this? I don't go to Chucky Cheese and ruin your dates!

  • Gary:
    Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?



    Vince:
    I don't think that's three names - or legal.



    Gary:
    Not for another 248 days.

  • Tina Haven:
    You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future.

  • Holly:
    What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"?

  • Gary:
    I never told anyone that you wrote a fan letter to Celine Dion!



    Vince:
    [shouts] Hey, Celine Dion is excellent and you told everyone!

  • Val:
    What the hell is that?



    Lauren:
    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww!

  • Val:
    Me never wants to "we" with you again!

  • Lauren:
    I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.



    Gary:
    [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.



    Lauren:
    Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!

  • Holly:
    Yes! Hi. That's my skateboard, and...



    Kid:
    No, it isn't. I found it on my balcony.



    Holly:
    Yeah. Because I dropped it off the roof. Where do you think it came from?



    Kid:
    God.

  • Holly:
    [Vince kisses her on the cheek] Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's it? I sew a botton on for you and that's all I get? Make out with me damn it!

  • Holly:
    I have to call Val. I mean this is big and I'm only nineteen!

  • Gary:
    You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!



    Vince:
    You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this!



    Gary:
    Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend.



    Vince:
    Oh, so is the ugly-ass suit.



    Gary:
    Well, you may wanna reconsider! Being that it matches your ugly ass!

  • Lauren:
    Is she still mad?



    Holly:
    No.



    Val:
    GET OUT OF HERE!



    Holly:
    Oh, I meant "yes".

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