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Quotes of Movie: "Welcome Freshmen" [1991]

  • Female Teacher:
    Give me back my attendance records.



    Male Teacher:
    No way, Dog Breath.



    Female Teacher:
    Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...



    Male Teacher:
    [shouts] Liar, liar! Pants on fire!



    Mr. Elliott Lippman:
    Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.



    Mr.Teensy:
    But I want a raise.


    [shouts]



    Mr.Teensy:
    I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise!


    [throws a temper tantrum]



    Mr. Elliott Lippman:
    [shouts] If you don't shut up,


    [turns Mr.Teensy around]



    Mr. Elliott Lippman:
    I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big...


    [stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge]



    Mr. Elliott Lippman:
    [to Mr. Teensy] Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?

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