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Quotes of Movie: "Vengeance Unlimited" [1998]

  • Chapel:
    You know that show, "Touched by an Angel"? Well, this ain't it.

  • KC:
    You hate me, don't you?



    Chapel:
    No, but my love can take strange forms.

  • KC:
    Where did you get a million dollars?



    Chapel:
    Paper route.

  • [after hitting a guy with a Bible]



    Chapel:
    Those Gideons make a very effective product, don't they? And they're free - what's up with that? What do they do, sneak into hotel rooms at night? Have you ever met a Gideon? I guess not.

  • Chapel:
    In a world of chaos, wrinkle-free pants keep you sane.

  • Chapel:
    What do I want? I want to go back in time and stop John from meeting Yoko.

  • [after Chapel has successfully executed another elaborate scheme]



    KC:
    Quick question.



    Chapel:
    Yeah?



    KC:
    Are you Satan?



    Chapel:
    No.



    KC:
    Just checking.

  • [Looking through Chapel's fake ID's]



    KC:
    IRS, phone company, sewer inspector... that's just to get the chicks, right?



    Chapel:
    Works every time.

  • Chapel:
    If you try that again, I'll break every bone in your body, one per second. That's 206 seconds, maybe seven, give or take a bone.

  • Schiller:
    Are you out of your freakin' mind?



    Chapel:
    Anything's possible.

  • [Hauling out a bad guy rolled up in a carpet]



    Bradford:
    Is there a guy in there?



    Chapel:
    Yeah. He sold me a bad rug. I was pretty mad about it.

  • [repeated line]



    Mr. Chapel:
    Oh my goodness.

  • Chapel:
    You know that show, "Touched by an Angel"? Well, this ain't it.

  • KC:
    You hate me, don't you?



    Chapel:
    No, but my love can take strange forms.

  • KC:
    Where did you get a million dollars?



    Chapel:
    Paper route.

  • [after hitting a guy with a Bible]



    Chapel:
    Those Gideons make a very effective product, don't they? And they're free - what's up with that? What do they do, sneak into hotel rooms at night? Have you ever met a Gideon? I guess not.

  • Chapel:
    In a world of chaos, wrinkle-free pants keep you sane.

  • Chapel:
    What do I want? I want to go back in time and stop John from meeting Yoko.

  • [after Chapel has successfully executed another elaborate scheme]



    KC:
    Quick question.



    Chapel:
    Yeah?



    KC:
    Are you Satan?



    Chapel:
    No.



    KC:
    Just checking.

  • [Looking through Chapel's fake ID's]



    KC:
    IRS, phone company, sewer inspector... that's just to get the chicks, right?



    Chapel:
    Works every time.

  • Chapel:
    If you try that again, I'll break every bone in your body, one per second. That's 206 seconds, maybe seven, give or take a bone.

  • Schiller:
    Are you out of your freakin' mind?



    Chapel:
    Anything's possible.

  • [Hauling out a bad guy rolled up in a carpet]



    Bradford:
    Is there a guy in there?



    Chapel:
    Yeah. He sold me a bad rug. I was pretty mad about it.

  • [repeated line]



    Mr. Chapel:
    Oh my goodness.

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