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Quotes of Movie: "Urban Gothic" [2000]

  • Milton:
    I accidentally raised a damn necromancer from the dead, and he thought it'd be fun to kill us, bring us back and make us his slaves. Didn't work out; teen spirit and all that.

  • Milton:
    [as Kate is about to give blood by slitting her hand with a knife] So, you've given blood like this before?



    Kate:
    Not squeamish, are you?



    Milton:
    Actually you're rather turning me on.



    Kate:
    Just give me the knife.

  • Milton:
    Jude, Zombies are the Ikea furniture of the Netherworld. Quick Reassembly.

  • Jude:
    This is Milton, he's a Zombie.



    Kali Cunningham:
    You have a zombie driving for you?



    Milton:
    I have no respect for humanity. Makes it much more fun!

  • Cora:
    Step on the cracks, never fall in, watch your back for the Nitterkin.

  • Kate:
    Better dead than bored, right?

  • Leo:
    You know how the date-system goes: movie, dinner, sex... not: movie, dinner, satanic ritual...

  • Nik:
    Are you shagging her, or what?



    Milton:
    We have a mutual beneficial eroctic agenda.

  • Leo:
    But that was us. Repeated offenders of the first and worst. It's not that we were bad. We were just alive. And that would lead to all kinds of everything.

  • Eustace:
    [Holding a pornography magazine] Look mum! Bare ladies!

  • Kylie:
    [as Mr. Pritchard is about to put a slice of meat on her plate] I just remembered, I'm a vegetarian!



    Fenella:
    Your daughter *really* is full of surprises!



    Bill:
    You take no notice of her, Fenella! This grub is top notch, love!


    [Bill's wife gives him an evil glance]



    Kylie:
    Thank you Bill! I got everything I needed from Val-U-Matik!

  • Fenella:
    Eustace has... dust allergies. Poor lamb. He must be having trouble... breathing.

  • Fenella:
    [Kylie is looking around the Pritchard's kitchen cupboards] Grrr. This isn't the little girls room!



    Kylie:
    No, um, I was, uh, just admiring all the tins. Very Warhol. Slightly stuck in the sixities.



    Fenella:
    We can all watch a Delia Smith video now, as a special treat!



    Kylie:
    Right...

  • Kylie:
    Hi! I thought you might like to come out and interact with some human beings!



    Eustace:
    I can't. I-I'm allergic.



    Kylie:
    What?



    Eustace:
    I'm allergic!



    Kylie:
    You allergic to everythin'?



    Eustace:
    Pretty much.



    Kylie:
    Fine!



    Eustace:
    Please - be careful of my mother...

  • Fenella:
    There's always room for Pineapple Chuncks!

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