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Quotes of Movie: "The Weekenders" [2000]
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Later days! Tino's Mom: Aren't you overreacting? Tino: Mom, they got her wearing pink. Tino's Mom: Ooh, that is serious. If I'm a winter, how about this? [Comes out of dressing room dressed in a white faux fur coat that covers all but her face] Tino: Stand absolutely still. Carver: What if it tracks by scent? Tish: Ha, ha. Very funny. Tino: Aah! It's seen us! Run! I am going to be CARP! Tino: Did you say Carp? Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular. Tino: It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool RICH And Popular. Carver: Why? | |
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Tish's Mom: Is what I say! If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher. Maybe you're confusing us with your imaginary friends. [Tino turns to the camera and addresses the audience] Tino: She thinks I have imaginary friends. Ha! Tino: That's so healthy, its un-American... On our planet we call that a golf course. If a game doesn't have rules, it's not a game is it? Carver: No, it's politics. You have a point there, Lor. [Frantically checking her chest] Lor McQuarrie: Where? We may not be as interesting as the people on Teen Canyon, but at least we aren't made up characters on T.V... or are we? Want me to leave so you can say bad words? Tino's Mom: Yeah that would be nice... Why can't you be one of those nice moms who just say "Yes Dear" Tino's Mom: Yes dear. Tino: Well it's a little too late for that now. Tino's Mom: Yes dear Tino: No talking! Carver: I can't work under these conditions! I'll be in my trailer! [Walks into a closet and closes it] Tino: Err... that's my closet. Carver: SHE'S WAVING AT ME? Isn't there a law against that? Tino: [Sarcastic] Yeeah, you're enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving. Tino's Mom: It isn't going to bite you. Tino: That works out nicely, because I don't plan to bite it. Do you have a compass in there? Tino: Yup! Carver: Maybe you can use it to find your way BACK TO REALITY! Do you have a compass in there? Tino: Why, yes I do! Carver: Well, maybe you could use it to find your way back to *reality*! They're coming to get me! Mutant clowns from the Hollow Earth! They're real! It's the clown-pocalypse! Aaah! Carver: I think he's getting better. Thank you for helping Helpers Helping the Helpless. Your help was very... helpful! And if anyone finds my thesaurus please let me know. Me? JEALOUS? I haven't got a jealous bone in my body! Carver: Do you have any jealous internal organs? Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic. [Carver walks off] Lor McQuarrie: Wow! That must be a pretty nice attic! Er... what? Lor, don't you think you're being a tad paranoid? Carver: A tad? More like 5 tads and 18 smidgens. Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in disgust. | |
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