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Quotes of Movie: "The Surreal Life" [2003]
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Flavor Flav! [on meeting his housemates] I had to learn two new languages that day - Charo and Flavor Flav! [trying to get out of Flava Flav's arms in bed] Uh-uh, no spooning. Because spooning leads to forking. I'm thinkin' I'm in the Twilight Zone. | |
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We live in a circus. The first impression I get when I walk into this house is Liberace with diarrhea, 1940. [on meeting Flavor Flav] The first few minutes, I didn't put it together that it was Flavor Flake. It's not like you're ugly or anything. Jordan Knight: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks for tellin' me I ain't ugly. Let me hear ya'll say 'Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, booooooyyyyyeeeee'! [about Ryan Starr] She didn't want to sleep with Brigitte Nielsen because she's a crazy bitch. [about Flavor Flav] I am psychic, and whatever he's telling me, I know he's full of sh*t. Flavor Flav: What are you doing, breast feeding the dog? I'm walking around and I see Brigitte Neilsen with her big tits hanging around. [Screams] Charo: Oh my God. I hope she doesn't think this is a surreal porno. Flavor Flav: You can go and sneak up on Brigitte cause she be having the knockers laying down on her chest, kid. For real. [Looks through binoculars] Flavor Flav: Uh oh, Brigitte, I see you, G. Charo: [about her first conversation with Flavor Flav] Charo: I'm psychic. So, I know whatever he's telling, he's full of shit. [the cast has just learned they will be assisting parapsychologist Dr. Larry Montz in determining if an abandoned mental hospital is haunted] People alive don't understand me. How in the world a ghost is going to understand me? Dr. Larry Montz: Because they communicate more telepathically than verbally, so they're not going to be worried about your accent. Charo: Oh. [Laughs nervously] [while standing in an elevator shaft where a patient was allegedly crushed to death] I hear the guy, okay? I'm sorry for him, but I want... I... I want to be alive. [On being separated from Jordan to go investigate the electroshock therapy room] If you leave me here alone that's the end of my... of me. I'm a chicken, Doctor. I have a big mouth that's all it is, but I'm a chicken. [after seeing the electric chair in the electroshock therapy room] I was terrified to see the electric chair. You know why? Think about it! How many people been electrified in this chair. It's not a toy. It's the chair that alot of people have been sit down there, close their eyes and get roasted. Even if I did have the worst upset stomach, it would have been done in 5 minutes. I'm a professional. Corey Feldman: Your a professional crapper? This is just woman drama. Brigitte is marching to the tune of her own drum, and that drummer has no clothes on. So Flav is planning on driving today. Charo: Do you have a life insurance? [crying, whining] This is American Idol all over again! [after looking at Flavor Flav's gold teeth] That is ridiculous. | |
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