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Quotes of Movie: "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!"

  • Mario Mario:
    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.

  • Mario Mario:
    That's a heaping helpin' of moolah.



    Luigi:
    Yeah and that's a lot of money too.

  • Mario/Luigi:
    Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.

  • Link:
    [looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!

  • [repeated line]



    Link:
    Well, Excuuuuuuse me, princess!

  • Luigi:
    Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?



    Mario Mario:
    Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!

  • [Luigi is holding a giant hypodermic needle]



    Toad:
    This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen



    Luigi:
    What was the biggest?



    Toad:
    My last flu shot

  • Blooper:
    I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back

  • [repeated line]



    Mario Mario, Luigi:
    Yes, Mama.

  • Mario Mario:
    We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly?



    Genie:
    Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?



    Luigi:
    No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.



    Mario Mario:
    Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.



    Genie:
    Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.

  • Madame Agogo:
    Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


    [a window shatters]



    Luigi:
    Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits?



    Madame Agogo:
    No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch


    [drum fanfare]



    Madame Agogo:
    , Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind!



    Mario Mario:
    Ok whats the first thing on your mind?



    Madame Agogo:
    My $25 fee


    [drum fanfare]



    Madame Agogo:
    course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent


    [Takes money from Mario]



    Madame Agogo:
    Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands!



    Madame Agogo:
    [chanting as the lights dim down] Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies,


    [pause]



    Madame Agogo:
    Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered,



    Luigi:
    Or...?



    Mario Mario:
    Or...?



    Madame Agogo:
    Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie


    [drum fanfare]



    Madame Agogo:
    [after the Lengend of Zelda preview] I Fell!



    Mario Mario:
    YES?



    Madame Agogo:
    I Fell!



    Luigi:
    YES?



    Madame Agogo:
    I feel someone stepping on my foot!


    [drum fanfare]



    Mario Mario    , Luigi:
    [both look at the floor then make a gesture with their teeth and fingers] Neeurrgh!

  • [Ray Charles' "Hit the Road Jack." can be heard in the background]



    King Bowser Koopa:
    Hey mouse-brain, where's that music coming from?



    Mouser #2:
    Maybe you left your radio on.



    King Bowser Koopa:
    Don't be silly. This is pasta-land, radio hasn't been invented yet.

  • Link:
    [making a dramatic entrance, swinging in on a rope] You called for a hero, princess?



    Princess Zelda:
    Yes, but I guess you'll have to do.

  • Ganon, Moblins:
    [trying to figure out why Zelda is the only one who can see Link's spirit] The only way she could see him is if... she was in *love* with him.



    Princess Zelda:
    Now don't get any ideas, buster!



    Link:
    So you love me, eh?



    Princess Zelda:
    Oh, I do *not*!



    Link:
    [singing] Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's why you can see me!

  • Princess Peach Toadstool:
    [as a baby]


    [to Luigi]



    Princess Peach Toadstool:
    More fasty, more fasty, Uncle Luigi.



    King Bowser Koopa:
    [dressed as a baby] Stop or I'll tell on you. I've been hanging around these kids too long.


    [Albatross drops a net on Koopa]



    King Bowser Koopa:
    Net *them*, you idiots! Not me!

  • Toad:
    [Toad's snowboard fell into the snowbank] If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll...



    Princess Peach Toadstool:
    Don't you care if we're all right, Toad?



    Toad:
    Well, yeah, but my present?.



    Princess Peach Toadstool:
    I guess your present means more than we do.



    Toad:
    Well, it *is* Christmas. Uh, are you OK, Princess?


    [Princess Toadstool glares at him with a mad look]

  • Link:
    [first lines of the series] Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place! I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now, look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed... art I sweet! Ugh! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!

  • Mario Mario:
    Until next time, everybody...



    Mario and Luigi:
    Do the Mario!

  • Sprite:
    [after seeing an old witch] What is this, ugly people day?

  • [Mario, Princess, and Toad ask Luigi to jump a gorge]



    Luigi:
    I can't! Uh, I'm having a baby!



    Luigi:
    [fakes labor pains]


    [the rest of the group stare at Luigi incredulously, then, offscreen, push Luigi onscreen]



    Luigi:
    [defeated] Well, it was worth a try.

  • King Bowser Koopa:
    [rapping] Troopas, let's go! Let's mount an attack!


    [Trips over something]



    King Bowser Koopa:
    Ow! That hurt! Ooh, oww, ack!

  • King Bowser Koopa:
    [repeated line to his army] Koopa Pack, Attack!

  • [repeated line]



    Luigi:
    Suffering Spumoni!

  • Mario Mario:
    [Intro Line] Hey, Pisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

  • Princess Zelda:
    [Intro, The title appears and the trianlge symbol turns into the triforce if wisdom, Zelda and Link walk into the room] This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Gannon has the Triforce of Power.


    [the scene goes to Gannon summoning his army of creaturs to head towards Zelda's castle]



    Princess Zelda:
    Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever, you must help me Link.



    Link:
    Hey, for you Zelda, anything.

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