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Quotes of Movie: "The Steve Harvey Show" [1996]
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Lovita, you can't break Robinson Family Traditions all willy-nilly! Say "Velveeta", you love birds! Oh look, honeybump. Wedding bears! And the bridesbear doesn't seem to mind that the groomsbear is wearing a top hat. Lovita: Fine. Wear your funky old top hat, and ask this bridesbear to give you some babies! Hey guys, let's get going. I gotta meet my date! Steve: A date? Romeo: Yeah. I'm as shocked as you are, Mr. Hightower, but it's true! Bullethead's got a chickenhead! | |
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Lovita, you want raffle tickets? In English, "no"; In Spanish, "no"; in Russian, "nyet", and in Ebonics, HECK no! You simple crash test dummy. Steve: Regina, you look like an extra in "E.R.". Ced, when I see that woman, I'm like Shaq doing Shakespeare - I just don't know how to act! Lemme tell you, I would put hot sauce on my ears and fight Tyson for that girl. Steve: Boy, you better watch your tone of voice with me! This ain't Michelle Pfeiffer you're talking to. Steve: Ced, you look like an Oscar from Compton! Your checks do more bouncing than Nell Carter on a pogo stick. Steve: Damn, girl! You look like Luther two albums ago. Steve, can I see you for a moment? Steve: [chuckles] Ya know, if I had a nickel for every time a woman approached me with that question... Regina: [continues] You'd have twelve minutes on a parking meter. Well, how's it going, Eryka Ba-Don't? Regina: Ok, I will admit that I did freeze up a little on stage. Steve: A little? Girl, you froze up like a homeless Eskimo. Romeo: [on phone] Miss Jenkins, I'm at the studio with Teddy Riley right now. Lovita: [sarcastically] Sure, Romeo... and me and Barry White are here trading perm secrets. Steve: [talking to himself] I just hope they don't ask that boy to read. Lovita, please. You in the kitchen is like a black man in a horror film - - somebody gonna die! I took the $2000 and got Lovita a real nice Rolex watch. So I got $1950 left. This boy thinks that Hamlet is something you order with home fries and toast. You only get one shot and you cannot miss. Romeo: Man, Romeo don't miss! Now, I want the twenty dollars in three un-marked five-dollar bills. Regina: Remind me to speak to Mr. Wilson, the math teacher. I haven't seen this much food since I was backstage at an Aretha Franklin concert. The boy thinks "impeachment" is a fruit-flavored breath mint! I'm gonna work you boys harder than a beeper in the projects. Regina, Lovita... you gotta help me with my niece. She just don't act like a normal teenager. She don't talk back, she don't roll her eyes... the poor girl thinks that Snoop Doggy Dog is Charlie Brown's pet! My mother always told me that beauty comes from within. Lovita: That's true. It comes from the beauty within the cosmetic counter at the Rite-Aid. | |
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