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Quotes of Movie: "The Sopranos" [1999]
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Carmela Soprano: I think you should pay him, Tony. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No fucking way! Carmela Soprano: What, your daughter's future isn't worth 10,000 dollars? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's not it. That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down. Carmela Soprano: No, he's not. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you? There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth. You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy? Are you still taking the lithium? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end? Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We're trying to give a jolt to your system. Give it a... a little kick-start. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Why don't you kick me in the fuckin' head? Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know what you're going through must be painful. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This isn't painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting stabbed in the ribs is painful. This shit isn't painful. It's empty... dead. | |
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Log off, that "cookies" shit makes me nervous! How much White Castle did you have? Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: I had none. I swear. Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: I can SMELL it. You're looking good. Looking better. Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Hey, You want that, it's a phone call away. Silvio Dante: What the fuck are you doing? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Sil, take it easy. Silvio Dante: [turns to Tony] I'm losin' my balls over here! This fucking moron's playing "Hazel". [turns back to Matthew] Silvio Dante: Get the fuck out of here! Matthew Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away... Silvio Dante: Why? Why now? Leave it there. Matthew Bevilaqua: I don't know. I was just... Silvio Dante: What? [turns the other guys] Silvio Dante: Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get... [turns back to Matthew] Silvio Dante: [shouts] Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here. [he swipes off the cheese on his plate onto the floor] Silvio Dante: Go ahead. Have a good time. Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiro: I've eaten more queens than Lancelot. I wipe my ass with your feelings. A wrong decision is better than indecision. You're only as good as your last envelope. You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend. Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian. Christopher Moltisanti: Get the fuck out of here. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe. Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, yeah? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?" Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I called you here, 'cause I got something to tell you. From now on, I'm gonna rely on you more and more, 'cause you're the only one I can fully trust. Sil and Paulie... they're old friends, but you're one thing they're not. Christopher Moltisanti: What's that, T? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Blood. You're gonna lead this family into the 21st Century. Christopher Moltisanti: Well, Tony, technically we're already in the 21st Century... [Tony looks at him, confused] Christopher Moltisanti: Forget about it. You won't regret this, T. Listen to me, the only reason I did this is because you're my nephew, and I love you. If it were anybody else, they would've gotten that intervention through the back of their fucking head. Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: How's it going? You're the head of the union aren't you? Union Leader: Yeah, I am. Who are you? Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: Just a casual observer. You know, I've been following the situation, and I gotta tell you, it doesn't make much sense to me. I mean you recently got an offer, for a lot of money. And, if you don't get paid, you can't feed your family. I presume you got a family. I'm a family man myself, and I gotta tell you I'd rather take two shots to the back of the fucking head than not be able to feed my family. [makes a gun with his hand and points it to the back of his own head] Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: One... Two... To the back of the head. You think about that. If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them. Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob? Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come? The Soprano family has always been a little pushy. Carmine Lupertazzi: Family? They're a glorified crew! John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: Whatever they are, Carmine, they make us a lot of money. Whatever you do, do not engage Silvio in conversation. What fucking kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead? Chrissie, I hear you're doing good with the gambling. Christopher Moltisanti: You kidding me? With the money I made, I could go work at Denny's for the rest of my life. Silvio Dante: Yeah, like they would ever hire you. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So, what step are you at now? Christopher Moltisanti: I did all the steps, except for the one where I'm supposed to go around and apologize to all the people I fucked over when I was using. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: ...I think maybe you shouldn't do that one. You know, let sleeping dogs lie. Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So, let's keep in touch. Call me when your grandson is born. Female Juror: When he's born, I wouldn't want to be thinking about you. | |
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