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Quotes of Movie: "The Sketch Show" [2001]
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Dad, will you tell me a bedtime story? Dad: Of course! Once upon a time, there was a man named Freddy Krueger... Mum: Let me do it! Well, I've just gotten your test results back. Man: And? Doctor: You'll be happy to know it's just Benign. Man: Thank God. Doctor: That's good news isn't it, Mr. Ignant? Man: I'm not Mr. Ignant, I'm Mr. Ign. Mr. Ben Ign. Doctor: [looks at his paper] Then who's this Mal Ignant? Man: All right, I'll stick a pin on this map and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go. [sticks pin] Woman: Siberia. Man: Too cold. [sticks pin] Woman: Sahara Desert. Man: Okay new rule, it's got to be somewhere that can sustain human life. [sticks pin] Woman: The Indian Ocean. Man: Okay, it's got to be a place where we can stand on. [sticks pin] Woman: Canada. Man: We've been there. [sticks pin] Woman: China. Man: No beaches. [sticks pin] Woman: Portugal Man: Don't fancy it. [sticks pin] Woman: France. Man: Too predictable. Can I be honest? I want to go to Hawaii. I said quilt, not kilt. | |
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