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Quotes of Movie: "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror
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Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up. You've mastered a dead tongue. But can ya handle a live one? [after putting his finger through the wall] That's weird, it's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. This place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here. I better make the most of it. [Homer burps] | |
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Bart Simpson: Help, Lisa! Help! Lisa Simpson: [as she approaches Bart] Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up! Bart Simpson: Wait a minute... if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too! Lisa Simpson: I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my eye... Lisa Simpson: [Willie grabs Lisa] ... uh-oh! Goodbye, Bart. Bart Simpson: Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes! Groundskeeper Willie: You'll pay for this! With your children's blood! Chief Wiggum: Yeah, right. How ya gonna get 'em, skeleton power? Groundskeeper Willie: I'll strike, where ya cannot protect them... In their dreams! Homer Simpson: Ooh! Erotic cakes! [Homer walks inside a bakery] Homer Simpson: [disembodied] Hello? Can anybody hear me? Marge Simpson: Homer! Where are you? Homer Simpson: Uh, I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am. Marge Simpson: Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again. Homer Simpson: Just a second... no, it's a place I've never been before. Selma: Hmm. The shower. [laughs] Homer Simpson: Hey! I don't want to alarm you, Marge, but I seem to be trapped in here. Groundskeeper Willie: Glad to rake your acquaintance. [laughs evilly] Bart Simpson: [Bart wakes up screaming] Bart Simpson: [sighs] Ohh... it was only a dream. [Bart sees the scratches on his body and screams again] Homer Simpson: [from elsewhere, sounding worried] Bart! Is that you? Bart Simpson: Yes! Homer Simpson: Take out the garbage. Abraham Simpson: I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows. Prof. John Frink: No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large... Homer Simpson: [disembodied] Help! I don't have much time. Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma. [Martin spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Martin: Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies. [Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps] Groundskeeper Willie: "Moris"? You die! Martin: [runs off] Aah! Groundskeeper Willie: [laughs] You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one? [Willie's tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him] Groundskeeper Willie: [in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor] Nelson: Ha ha! | |
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