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Quotes of Movie: "The Ronn Lucas Show" [1990]

  • [Ronn and Billy are facing the audience]



    Ronn:
    We want you now to prepare yourself for something dangerous and death defying. A test of nerve, strength and skill.



    Billy:
    That's right, Ronn's going to ask for a raise, arn't you Ronn?

  • [Ronn and Billy are moving back along the tightrope to the ladder]



    Billy:
    Is this dangerous?



    Ronn:
    Yes, it's dangerous. You shouldn't try this at home, folks!



    Billy:
    Right. Why are you bothering me with this? Why don't you use a live child?

  • [Ronn and Cowboy Billy are about to perform a high wire act, when Billy reveals he is afraid of heights]



    Ronn:
    What ever happened to your sense of adventure?



    Billy:
    Uh, I left it back in the dressing room. Can I go back to get it?



    Ronn:
    No no, no no no.

  • Ronn:
    Walking the wire, Billy...



    Billy:
    Yeah...



    Ronn:
    is a whole lot...



    Billy:
    Uh hu...



    Ronn:
    like taking a stroll...



    Billy:
    Yes...



    Ronn:
    in the park.



    Billy:
    Yeah, Central Park on a Saturday night!

  • Billy:
    Oh my gosh, this is blowing my mind!



    Ronn:
    We're not really that high.



    Billy:
    Oh no? I think we made the radar at Heathrow! Unidentified flying coward!



    Ronn:
    I thought cowboys had guts?



    Billy:
    Yes, Ronn, and this cowboy wants to keep his guts to himself!

  • Billy:
    Ronn?



    Ronn:
    Yes?



    Billy:
    You need a net.



    Ronn:
    We don't need a net to catch us!



    Billy:
    No, I mean a net for your hair, its a mess!

  • Billy:
    Tell me something.



    Ronn:
    What? What?



    Billy:
    How are you controlling me, through your ears?


    [Ronn laughs]

  • Ronn:
    Chuck, Chuck, we're going to do the High wire act. Can you come and intoduce us? Thanks a lot.


    [Chuck appears as Ronn carries Billy out of shot]



    Chuck:
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Here's Ronn Lucus and that stupid cowboy!

  • [Ronn and Scorch are sitting at the bar, with a paper bag next to them]



    Ronn:
    [Looking in the bag] You know, I've got some really nice cakes, here. All we need is something to wash them down with.


    [the lights dim, and a strange laugh can be heard]



    Scorch:
    [Looking around] Er, Ronn, you forgot to put 10p in the meter!

  • [Dracula has just been lowered from the ceiling]



    'Dracula':
    I hate to say this...



    Scorch:
    But you're going to say it anyway!



    'Dracula':
    But I just, *dropped* in!

  • Ronn:
    [Indicating 'Dracula'] He's like an overdrawn blood bank!



    Scorch:
    You mean he's in the red?

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